Merged

Getting it in with the best hand pre flop or on the flop, only to come to the realization as the turn comes, the donk is catching up, and its inevitable that he's being rewarded on the river

I shipped my stack preflop with AA, pray4spades snap called with A4 offsuit with A of hearts. The flop brought 2h, 3c, and 8d. The turn brings 4h, and on the river, Villain obviously spikes another fucking heart. You just got merged.

by InterwebzPojer January 2, 2014

mercer university

The home of Shredstain who can be seen shredding at all times of the day (and night).

Mercer university is the 9th top party school because of shredstain

by mercerdrunk January 23, 2014

Meredithing

The harshest form of cock blocking.

Merey was Meredithing me hard last night, screaming phrases such as "You can do way better than those fugly sluts".

by CHaCha1923 June 6, 2014

merked

When you get beat up, socked, or shot

Me-"yo.. Fuck is wrong witchu bull I'm bouta merk u"
You-" I'm sorry I didnt mean to"

Me-"yo sum bull gon rob me for my shit I just copped a new gun to, bull finna get merked"
My squad-"ard bro imma get the whip"

by T.I.NMan February 15, 2015

Marced

The anxiety that every burka means kaboom.

O my god, I was so Marced when i saw a muslim lady came at me. I know for sure it is bad! She wanted to kill me and my whole family! I ran my lungs out....pff I crawled to the eye of the needle!

by sarpha87 December 8, 2016

Merceedes

Spawned from the devils spit. Sinfully intelligent. Her mere touch creates chaos. She is know as the "Destroyer of Male Appendages". Someone said even the devil himself won't look his creation in the eye.

Merceedes returned from a long voyage across the seas only to real havoc on the mainland.

by Merceedes December 18, 2016

mercadeez

Smart, loving and beautiful.
Very hard headed and wants things their way

Mercadeez is a great friend and team leader

by Mamaof6 December 18, 2016