Mental Rotation 

A type of thought experiment or task that is pointless and stupid but seems like it could be useful if its entire purpose wasn't to impress gullible people or deride people for being grounded.

Elon Musk likes mentally rotate objects in his mind. He talks a lot about how he'd like start a colony on mars, but its all mental rotation - there are lots of inhospitable places on earth to trial out such technologies but he's not interested in solving problems, just marketing.

Mental Rotation by Thurgalicious September 1, 2023

Mental engineer 

A psychologist; a therapist; a psychological engineer. A social scientist who students human behavior/the mind or applies knowledge and skills to provide therapy.

I want to be a mental engineer.

Psychologists are just mental engineers!

Therapists are mental engineers.

Mental engineer by LingDanc803 September 7, 2023

Mental AIDS 

When youre brain has lost its natural defense to gay or retarded shit.

youve been too degenerate or watched too much CNN and now your natural common sense mental-immune response to communism and LGBT is impaired to the point you can believe opposing things with sincere conviction

someone who thinks you are too young to get a tattoo but thinks 12 year olds can cut their boobs off might be said to be infected with mental aids.

totally against climate change, no problem with priate jets at climate change conferences

communist stickers on your new apple products

Mental AIDS by particularily awesome dude September 27, 2023

Mental Illness 

Has a pretty broad definition. "A wide range of conditions that affect mood, thinking, or behavior."

Hym "What makes it NOT a mental illness? I don't give a fuck about stigmatization. You have collectively managed to stigmatized not having a fat cock. So no... Don't care about that at all... And you remember who you're talking to right? The guy for whom the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia are , in fact, not delusions and is a thing people are doing? Remember? Does that not affect the stigmatization of the mentally ill? That doesn't matter at all? But, back to the religious... Does it not affect mood, thinking, or behavior?"

Mental Illness by Hym Iam October 9, 2023

mental termites 

Mental termites are words or arguments that slowly chip away at your self-worth, hitting you exactly where it hurts. If your brain is getting mental termites from a relationship, you must be in a relationship with a narcissist.

Me looking in mirror - I can't even believe that he cheated on me and told me it was my fault because I had to work late. I improved his life in every possible way. Now all the bad memories are bringing me down like mental termites.

mental termites by Siouxsie Supertramp October 9, 2023

Mental Help 

What You need. Please get some. Please please please get a therapist. You’re on this probably looking for the definition of anything you think is funny.

Me: get some help.
You: why?
Me: YOU NEED THERAPY
You: WHY?!

Me: You need Mental Help

Mental Help by INeedTherapy1470 October 27, 2023

Mental/Illness 

As a child if you were subjected to daddy beatings and they got severely worse after a few pints of Stella, you probably decided you wanted to be a total cunt and pop a pride flag up on your wall and force your false grammar and idea of pronouns down other's throats.

Hence the reason to why we call them mental illnesses because they would be nothing but normal members of society if they didn't get bested by their Daddy's beloved Stella Artois'.

Jamie: I don't rate Charlie. He's a fuck-tard if you asked me
Spencer: THEY
Jamie: Oh sorry. I forgot they were a Mental/Illness.
Charlie: WAAAAA I'M A BIG BABY THEY/THEM FAGGOT LIL BIH
Ben: Sorry has anyone got the time?
Charlie: Did you just assume we are financially stable enough to afford a clock?
Jamie: This is why no one likes you and you're a FUCKING GIRL CHARLIE LOOK BETWEEN YOUR LEGS THERE IS A FANNY RIGHT THERE!

Mental/Illness by MWE2004 November 14, 2023