Maggie

A Maggie is a very special girl. When she has a hobby, she melts into her art. She has an insane work ethic and seems to be flawless at everything she does. Literally. Maggies are usually popular due to this fact, but also not popular at the same time? She’s well known, happy and super funny. She will make you laugh until you feel the need to pee. Maggies are so pretty but don’t feel like they are. It’s very weird because they are STUNNING. She can get her emotions hurt easily, but she won’t tell you because she doesn’t want you to feel bad. So you should always always always make it very clear that you love her and would never hurt her in that way. She will become your best friend very quickly. Maggies are just like that. She is an amazing friend, but sensitive at heart. She reads people very well so you CANNOT hide your emotions from her. Maggie will always understand your emotions. No matter how weird, or crazy, she will support you. She’s the friend you run to when literally ANYTHING happens. Whether you’re sad, angry, or scared, you will feel the need to tell her anything. And she keeps it all a secret. Everyone should have a Maggie. Maggie is the best friend ever.

Dude 1: Maggie is so chopped
Dude 2: What do you mean she literally has photo shoots every single month. Nobody wants to look at your ugly ahh. You deformed discombobulated society reject.
Dude 1: I’m sorry bro

by Girl_In_Pink January 8, 2026

snoggy moggie

From the British words snog and moggie, that kissable kitten who gets soggy from your snogging, and goes wet 'down there,' when there's been a lot of smooching and foreplay. A cute pet-name, when you're texting back and forth, or talking on the phone, and she's a playful kitty; a kitten, a minx, a Snoggy Moggie!

Texting your minx when you've been apart for a few days, and can't wait to ravage her, again - Summoning her inner-Snoggy Moggie:

You: "Geez, babe, your lips are well lush... I've been fantasizing about snogging you all weekend. I can't wait to get home!"
Her: "Oh, I'm nibbling my lips already, at the thought, babe... When's your train get in? Got some treats for ya, hmmm"
You: "Hehe... You're such a snoggy moggie, girl... I'm next stop, be there soon! Loves ya, babe!'

by BunnyBonker December 19, 2018

Nut-Megging

Take any coffee of a holiday flavor such as pumpkin spice, nutmeg, eggnog or hot chocolate and cumming into the beverage as another person takes a drink.

Hey babe can I try Nut-Megging with you sometime?

by Samuel. L. Wackson October 6, 2020

maci maggie wright

maci maggie wright, is a girl you would find your dreams. she came out a wonderland definitely because she looks just like a dream the prettiest girl i have ever seen<3, she has a soul and heart of an angel. i have never doubted mine and hers friendship, and i never will. ill always choose her over anyone no matter who it is, i won’t think twice about it. she is crazy and really funny and she is the bestest friend you could ask for,

maci>you❤️

maci maggie wright is amazing.

by yourmom❤️ January 13, 2022

Miserable Maggie

A term used to describe someone who can’t give blowjobs. The experience is usually very short, dry and overall *miserable*.

Person 1: “Hey! How did last night go?”

Person 2: “I was so disappointed! My gf is such a miserable maggie!”

by thiccmamas2012 February 23, 2022

Dirty Muggie

When you pore cream soda in a girls pussy so that it starts coming out her nose. Then you stick your dick in her nose to block the cream soda.

Jody: I just pulled a Dirty Muggie on Clarise last night, my dick was so sticky afterwards.
Peter: Sick bro!!

by Vispatat June 24, 2022

Mad Maggie

An angry hand-job.

It was my birthday, but my wife was angry with me, so I ended up just getting a "Mad Maggie" from her.

by The JDub January 2, 2024