major loser

a person who is a loser times 6

both mustafa and malik are major losers

by emoneyyyyy August 8, 2019

The Major League Clerk

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Major League Clerk

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Major Grindage

When Mr. Holley is ready to eat lunch

Mr. Holley - "Alrighty estudiantes its time for some major grindage"

by OkayNesko August 30, 2023

G Major

I call this "the people's key". It's a common key used in folk music and ballads. It's also a simple key to play in.

Songs in the key if G Major:

Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) by Green Day

Let Her Go by Passenger

Maybe It's Time by Bradley Cooper

Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd

Knockin' On Heaven's Door by Bob Dylan

by UltimateDoge January 7, 2025

Major Biff

A discription of a guy that blows his load all over a woman's face.

"Hey check out Peter, he's graduated to a Major Biff!"

by Derek W February 4, 2006

major bae

Really nice and close friend.

Rico is such a major bae! He bought me bubble tea when I mentioned that as a joke!

by faketom February 11, 2018

Major Ego Death

Major Ego Death (MDE) is when someone's ego collapses so hard, it can no longer repair itself.

Bob had a Major Ego Death after posting on r/RoastMe. Talk about no self respect.

by Bloobdy October 10, 2025