Majury

a majury is one in a million. most commonly found amongst friends and family with a smile on his face. brightens everyones life with his kindness. loves meeting new people as he can get on with everyone. cared for greatly. he's good with his hands, a bit of a handy man doin jobs for anyone who asks. he is someone who will do what he can to make life easier for loved ones.

then there's another kind of majury who mostly comes out at the weekend. party animal extrodinare. not someone to share secrets with. usually under the influence of some kind of substance. always the life and soul of the party and center of attention. wherever a majury is there' sure to be lots of fun and laughter

mona - what an amazing weekend!! ur so getting on like a majury. i love it!!!

marvin - yea i know its so funny? im having a fantastic time.

mona - just promise me you'll stay away from the smirnoff cause you know what happened last time.

by princess martina December 6, 2010

Ava Majury

Tiktok star and most perfect woman on earth.

"They said perfection didn't exist, then Ava Majury appeared on my fyp"

by Wombleite March 18, 2022

Maury Dance

Celebration done on the Maury show when Maury says: you are NOT the father. May include running through the audience giving high fives and laughing at the girl that was 5000% positive he was the father to their baby.

When Tyrone found out he wasn't the father of Lakita's 7 month old baby, he did the Maury Dance while Lakita's ran back stage crying hysterically and screaming in agony.

by utubefnatic November 13, 2007

Maury

Show that consists of generally skanky women looking to test the 20th man they've had sex with, and assure everyone that they are 110% sure that it is INDEED that 20th man who fathered their 4th baby, only to run backstage screaming when it isn't.

Maury: Alright I'm here once again with Barbara, who is back for the 20th time to test who she thinks is the father of her baby!
Barbara: Maury, I am 110% sure that this man Chris is the father of my baby!
Maury: Well the results are in...For 3 month old baby Earl, Chris, you ARE NOT the father...
Woman: WHAT?! WHAT?! AHHHH BOOO HOOOO!! *runs backstage*

by Daniel.Druff January 18, 2008

Maury

A entertaining show that 98% of the time shows that the Human race is doomed.

"I'm so sorry. I had sex with your father 20 times and your brother 13 times during our marriage, and there is a chance you are not our babies daddy!"

"Today on Maury: Our 12 year old guests reveal to their parents they are prostitutes!"

by Meijer's! January 3, 2006

Maury'd

When a woman takes a man to get a DNA test done to determine who the father is

He said the baby wasn't his, so she Maury'd his ass.

by SEE JAY TEE March 7, 2018

maury show

Daytime "talk" show hosted by TV personality Maury Povich. Topics are limited, but incredibly entertaining, specifically paternity tests. Only show topics ever done nowadays are-

1) - Paternity Tests
The best! See you are not the father

2) - Cheaters Revealing Secrets
If your significant other wanted to bring you on the Maury Show to reveal a "deep secret", what the hell do you think it is? Geez!

3) - Cheaters Denying Cheating
Maury: Lashawn, we asked you if you had sex with 40 women since you have been with Nykesha. You said 'no', the lie detector test determined that was a lie, it was actually 125.
Nykesha: You done! Dat's it! You out! Get out my house!
Lashawn: Dat test iz wrong! I ain't nevah cheated!

4) - Fat Babies
Jenny: My son is 2 years old and weighs 115 lbs. I feed him Snickers, Ho-ho's, steak, chicken, whatever he wants! He's my child and I'ma raise him!

5) - I Used to Be Ugly...
Maury: Joe, do you remember Cecila?
Joe: Yeah, she was the ugliest girl in school
Maury: Well, she's changed alot since then, look at her now!
*Cecila, tummy tuck, boob job, 2000 lbs. of makeup and all comes out and dances seductively for the crowd
Cecila: I'm hot and sexy now though the miracles of 40 plastic surgeries!

6) - My 10 year old is out of control!
Mom: Maury, you have to help my daughter!
Daughter: I'm only 10 years old and I do what I want. I swear, drink, and steal. I even kicked my mom in the head once! Nobody tells me what to do!
Mom: *sobs*
Crowd: Boooooo!
Daughter: Whateva! Whateva! Y'all don' know me! Y'all don' know me!
Maury: Guess what? You're going to boot camp!
Crowd: Yayyyyy!
Big Black Guy (to daughter): Sit down! Shut up! Apologize to your mother now! Shut your mouth! *yell, yell yell*
Daughter (2 days later): I'm so sorry Mom *sob* *sob*, I love you!!

The Maury Show is a guilty pleasure.

by ACG2x September 21, 2004