Hobo Magician

Be weary of these creatures as they posses mind blowing half ass skills. Often referred to as Sam, Samuel or even Sam-Wells, these disgusting shoeless vagrants can cast spells of wonder and fuckery.

Found in the heart of hoboville, PA they squat in abandoned structures like churches or similar structures. These nasty piece of shit wizards never wear shoes and can be spotted by the sight of feet that could gag a maggot.

Stay far away from these diseased shitbags as they will accompanied by filthy cats and possums. The cats are whores who will fuck fo sho.

“Did you see that hobo magician driving that gross Expedition?”

“Yeah, that’s Sam-Wells his cat is a whore!!”

by Sam’s Shit Wagon June 13, 2023

Word magician 🪄

A person that practices word magic.🪄

: magic involving the use of words in a manner determined by a belief that the very act of uttering a word summons or directly affects the person or thing that the word refers to. 🪄

* my guru is a word magician🪄

* The word magician🪄 wields spells and incantations.

* The road pirates are always baffled by the verbal fog of a word magician 🪄

by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024

The Magical Boon

The magical boon is an almost infinitely powerful deity that often takes the form of a 2 dimensional sleek black sonic except for its mouth and eyes which are human and B&W. He is the brother of the all knowing god Jfeph. The magical boon can only be summoned by beating up somebody wearing a mask of his face. Unless you give him a good reason not to; he will chase you down and kill you. It can be any dimension (as in 3d/2d/4/d) its true form is every size, shape and color and if you saw it in person you would die instantly, he instead uses an internet meme he likes called It’s Not Your Headphones as an appearance. You can only beat it by showing it a clock on JESUS O’ CLOCK which happens for 1 minute randomly once a year. If you do it it leaves back to the dimension of concepts (similar to the aether). If you are near it ominous and deep erhu music plays. When it goes in for the kill the low music turns to a screechy high pitched erhu noise that is arpeggiated. It once resided in a glove called: the boon, which is how it got its name. It was released from said glove when it was cast into the fires of the despicable mountain. It is one of the only creatures that don’t die when looking into Jfeph’s face (because of how it is the most ugly thing possible)

the magical boon just killed zach

by Magicalboon March 13, 2025

Black Magick SS

Black Magick SS (Star Ship) is an Australian rock and Metal band formed in Tasmania, Australia. They have been known for their use of World War 2 German and National Socialist imagery in their visual and Verbal illustrations such as their album covers, Band name, and Lyrics. The SS in their name usually gets mistaken for the German Waffen SS or Schutzstaffel. The SS also has been mistaken as "Sean Swanson" due to a Spotify Publisher posting B.M.S.S songs under the name B.M "Sean Swanson". Eventually the SS has been proven to be "Star Ship" by their Youtube channel's name. Black Magick SS are known for their mix of Nazi and Occult lyrics. They make an array of different genres such as Black/Doom metal, Electro, Synth, and Psychedelic rock. Their first album was "Symbols of Great Power" Released in 2012. Black Magick SS barely uploads their music onto streaming platforms and sells their music via physical copy such as in Vinyl's and CD's until recently when their music has been uploaded onto Spotify under the name Black Magick SS.

Gurt: Yo you fw Black Magick SS?

Yo: Hell yea

Gurt: whats your favorite song

Yo: Shi prolly "The Bomb", the organs sounds mad hard on that shi like 60s typa stuff yk

Gurt: HY

by Pumpkin Pringles May 5, 2025

Dark Magician Software

code that is completely open sourced but is extremely complex and provides no documentation, making it incredibly hard for people to understand how it works and borderline impossible to improve or add further functionality to it

Engineer 1: "Hey, did you check that new pull request I put up?"
Engineer 2: "I didn't because I don't look at your repo. I can't understand half of that at a glance."
Engineer 1: "At a glance? You kids and your 'comments'... can't you just read the code?"
Enginner 2: "Yeah, like I'd spend two full nights reading your fucking dark magician software. I hope you get fired."

by shodanTLTWB November 17, 2025

The Super Magical Eight

a groupe of 8 people consisting of three astronomical girls and five orgasmic boys. The girls and one of the boys are the only ones that know about this group, but eventually, the whole eight will know. People are very jealous of this group of hotties. You could compare them to the movie "Normal Adolescent Behavior" except, they do not do crazy sexual acts with all of them at once.

"I wish i was in The Super Magical Eight, then I'd always have someone to hang out with. They're so lucky that they are the coolest people ever, and they don't even have to try!"

"Yeah, but if you were in TSM8 then it would be TSP9, and that just couldn't work."

*sighs in mourning her loss of orgasmicastronominality by being rejected from the supermagical eight*

by emcubed July 3, 2008

Short sleeved magician

Someone that is very predictable.

<You can see whats coming.>

Some Guy: "So uh, Frank called me on my birthday; then he asked me if he could borrow some money."

Demetri: "Pfft, Frank... That guys a real short sleeved magician."

by frggr March 2, 2010