Someone who continuously forces marbles into their anus for 12 days straight, to gain wizard-like powers. Which fails, then to check if it works, they crank a horses' handbrake, and slap a kipper on the barbie.
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one clinging to life as a parasite of the ass, allowing for the survival of devolved ass-latched peoples.
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Get the maggot mug.A term often used by old people to explain the feeling of being hot and sweaty, also can be said as "breeding maggots".
Dale: arnt you hot wearing that coat?
Grandma Jam: eeeeee im breathing maggots
Dale: You must be cos im sweating cobs.
Grandma Jam: eeeeee im breathing maggots
Dale: You must be cos im sweating cobs.
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Get the Having a row with the maggot mug.1. The type of girl whose cock mileage is measured in the same units as interstellar distances.
2. Needs a smacking every once in a while like a semi-broken TV.
3. That girl that you can't tell whats dumber, the shit she says or the fucking god-awful voice that wont stop.
4. The Inuinnaqtun word for bad cook or chef.
5. The certain type of dirty whore that does not know they are a dirty whore.
6. The short form of Margaret.
2. Needs a smacking every once in a while like a semi-broken TV.
3. That girl that you can't tell whats dumber, the shit she says or the fucking god-awful voice that wont stop.
4. The Inuinnaqtun word for bad cook or chef.
5. The certain type of dirty whore that does not know they are a dirty whore.
6. The short form of Margaret.
1. 1,854 AU (Astronomical Unit(s)) of cock.
3.62 Light Years of cock.
0.182 pc (Parsec(s)) of cock.
2. Bob: "Hey, Mike wanna garb drinks tonight? Maggie's acting up again."
Mike: "For sure. Did u forget to give her medicinal bi-weekly smackings?"
Bob: "Oh shit good call bro."
Mike: "Bud, I told you when I gave her to you, she needs bi-weekly smacks to the face to function properly.
Bob: "I know man, its just... my hand still hurts from last time."
Mike: "It's alright bobby we've all gotten tired of smacking Maggie. But it must be done."
3. Maggie: "<says dumb shit>"
Bob: " Shut the fuck up please"
Maggie:"What? Why? this is something we really need to discuss"
Bob: " youre absolutely correct, lets talk by txt, i've got some errands i gotta run"
4. You never tell a Maggie "Kaagliqpunga." Inuit Tradition, you just don't.
5.Roger: "Bob check out that girl in red. Dare me to ask her out?"
Bob: "I've been there and i'm telling you, thats a Maggie, steer clear for youre own safety."
Roger: "What how do you know? she seems like a really nice person"
Bob: " Thats how they all are, its how they have to be in order to withhold their survivability through the denial of their whoredom on a day to day basis."
6. Potentially of Persian origin, derived from the Persian language marvârid (مروارید), a pearl or daughter of light.
3.62 Light Years of cock.
0.182 pc (Parsec(s)) of cock.
2. Bob: "Hey, Mike wanna garb drinks tonight? Maggie's acting up again."
Mike: "For sure. Did u forget to give her medicinal bi-weekly smackings?"
Bob: "Oh shit good call bro."
Mike: "Bud, I told you when I gave her to you, she needs bi-weekly smacks to the face to function properly.
Bob: "I know man, its just... my hand still hurts from last time."
Mike: "It's alright bobby we've all gotten tired of smacking Maggie. But it must be done."
3. Maggie: "<says dumb shit>"
Bob: " Shut the fuck up please"
Maggie:"What? Why? this is something we really need to discuss"
Bob: " youre absolutely correct, lets talk by txt, i've got some errands i gotta run"
4. You never tell a Maggie "Kaagliqpunga." Inuit Tradition, you just don't.
5.Roger: "Bob check out that girl in red. Dare me to ask her out?"
Bob: "I've been there and i'm telling you, thats a Maggie, steer clear for youre own safety."
Roger: "What how do you know? she seems like a really nice person"
Bob: " Thats how they all are, its how they have to be in order to withhold their survivability through the denial of their whoredom on a day to day basis."
6. Potentially of Persian origin, derived from the Persian language marvârid (مروارید), a pearl or daughter of light.
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