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irish mother

the absolute scariest person in the world, so unknowing but also knowing at the same time. She'll give you the full on rant and next minute give you a hug but that hug has strings attached and next thing you know your doing everyone's chores for a week or raking the lawn in "light rain" in your pyjamas.

oh also they're not the best at technology.

But irish aunties are the best i swear to god my mum is so nice to my cousins
*rains* *thunders* *lightning*, "darln go an trim the bushes"
"but its raining",
*gives the look*

thats an irish mother for you
by Thisismyusernamegoaway April 30, 2020
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Dragon Mother

Dragon mothers are mothers who grieve for children who have died or are terminally ill.
“She lost her child... she is a ‘dragon mother’.”
by Meloetta November 10, 2020
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Otter Mothering

Saving the last little bits of food on your plate (usually the best bits of steak), for your significant other, because you think they’ll enjoy it more.

Derivation: This term is derived from observations of the feeding patterns of otters at wildlife sanctuary otter enclosures
Me: would you like my leftover steak? I’m full up
You: you’re just otter mothering me

Me: no, I’m really not hungry any more
You: oh alright then
by Fifi Mama January 3, 2021
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run the tags mother fucker

When you're so drunk whilst getting arrested that you yell nonsensical things at the cop
Cop: "ma'am, what is your name?"
Drunk woman: "run the tags mother fucker!
by SteelCityMafia August 23, 2017
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Ur Brother a Mother and Ur Daughter the Father

The pinnacle of family-sexuality insults. See ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.

Combines 2 rhymes and flows them together flawlessly.

This insult causes the earth itself to quake, the heavens to shudder, and hell to freeze over.
Billy: ur mom gay lol
Bobby: well ur dad lesbian
Billy: well ur granny tranny!

Bobby: BRO UR FAMILY TREE LGBT
Billy: -glares- UR BROTHER A MOTHER AND UR DAUGHTER THE FATHER
Bobby's soul leaves his body, and his flesh liquefies. The sun darkens, and the earth shakes.
by MoonCzer March 29, 2018
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Panzy Rat Mother syndrome

Also known as the challenged flu, panzy rat mother syndrome'so symptoms include, loss of intelligence, blurry vision, constipation, heavy breathing, and trench mouth. The final effects of this disease include, retardation, enlarged hands, pathetic anorexic body, no teeth, bulged eyes, large mouth, and a brain the size of an m&m. The life expectancy is 2 months. With this disease you will be the most pathetic creature in the entire ecosystem.
Panzy rat mother syndrome makes you the most worthless thing in the universe, it makes a man a piece of shit, and a woman even more of a bitch.
by Professor koccsworth pennypeni September 7, 2018
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