The Mickey Salad Story

The origin of Mickey Salad is not as innocent as you might think. Minnie and Mickey Mouse got divorced after Minnie was caught cheating with Daisy Duck. Minnie was the only one in the marriage with Mickey that had a job. She worked at the boutique with Daisy. Mickey became an alcoholic and cocaine addict and began a cannabis farm in his backyard. Eventually, Mickey’s weed dealing business began going south and Mickey became desperate. Not knowing what to do, he smoked all of the weed he couldn’t sell, further deteriorating his physical and mental health. After a very long night of staring at his TV and not taking anything in, he came across a movie that gave him the idea to get himself run over and sue the person who did it. Two days later, Mickey executed his scheme. After he successfully sued the innocent man, he used the money to buy cocaine and pay for the clubhouse’s electricity and water. Eventually, Goofy got sick of living in the clubhouse, nicknamed the Mickey Mouse drughouse so he ratted Mickey out to the police. Donald Duck heard about it and told Mickey before the police raided the clubhouse. Goofy, not wanting to arouse suspicion stayed at the clubhouse waiting for the police to arrive. Mickey used this to his advantage. He made Goofy poisoned salad and ate some himself. Goofy foolishly ingested Mickey’s salad. A few short hours later, they both died after suffering from seizures. That is where the phrase, “Mickey Salad, yucky yucky” comes from.

Child: Mickey salad, yucky yucky
Brother: What does that mean
Sister: You haven’t heard of The Mickey Salad Story?

by MickeySaladYuckyYucky March 28, 2020

Skinny Mickey

A person that looks like they would be in a UN Children's Fund AD.

Person 1: "Damn, he is skinny"
Person 2: "Skinny Mickey right here"

by kingknb July 3, 2020

leon mickey davis

The act of a man whispering sweet nothings into your ear 2-3 a day.

I can stop thinking about the way he sounded when he leon mickey davis me when he was away for work.

by Princess Peggy September 20, 2020

chez mickey

In 2010, a restaurant manager at Disneyland Paris killed himself. Before he died, he scratched a message on a wall "Je ne veux pas retourner chez Mickey" which, translated English, means "I do not want to work for any more'.

Chez Mickey murdered my children

by Ventus HD March 31, 2021

Sexy Mickey Mouse

Sexy ass Mickey Mouse. End of November fun.

"Why did you nut in November."
"Oh, my b, it was sexy Mickey Mouse."

by The Guy from MN November 16, 2021

Electric Mickey

A sex move where you attach a 9-volt to a girl's clit and/or nipple piercing(s), before proceeding to violently tickle her so that all she can do is laugh like Mickey Mouse.

Yo dawg, I was gettin' some coochie last night, and I gave her the ol electric Mickey.

by The_Twisterman October 8, 2021

Michaela mickey boo Norris

Local mystery. It could be any of the 13 personalities depending on what you have to offer. There’s a twist. Give it all you have to give and it will steal the rest. Best way to avoid it is to not look it in the eyes.

Hey did you guys see that Instagram model pushing a shopping cart like she is homeless.

You guys-It’s probably Michaela Mickey Boo Norris!!

by BuckhornBoganking October 11, 2021