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Luck

My friend : what's up with you and Luck?
Me : we don't see each other eye to eye
by Obese anorexic August 23, 2023
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Bad luck

Unlucky; brings misfortune and loss of jenga games
by SCORESPT2 September 11, 2023
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Pot Luck Medical

Australian general practice medical centre with a bunch of GPs
many of whom come and go. You return to see the Dr you liked last time but
they've moved on somewhere else, probably to another Pot Luck Medical
I've got a pustule on my neck that's killin me, Darl. I'm goin up to Pot Luck Medical to get it seen to.
by AlvaJean September 24, 2023
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luck gerbail

someone who gets little to no poompah
“hey man im going to stephanie’s tonight you know what that means” “ cmon man we know you’re a luck gerbail and get little to no poompah”
by might be james-ferrell September 27, 2023
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Good Luck

Only amateurs say this before a match.
Amateur "Good luck, have fun!"

Hym *long winded rant on how only fucking amateurs say that shit and how now we're going to lose because this guy is on our team and his bum ass is going to throw so hard it makes it impossible to win OR he's going to sabotage when things start to go south and the I piss and moan as so as he starts to do bad and I'm like 'Oh! See!? See!? Look! Fucking amateur! There he goes he finally decided to start stinky it up! There he goes!' And then we play and he's just feeding his brain out. I outplay the jungler or something and 5 minutes later he's killed the amateur 3 or 4 times and now he's ahead and there's no hope. And then we lose. Or I clutch late-game and I win, for everyone."
by Hym Iam October 2, 2023
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Good luck

by Dapoggster October 4, 2023
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Jones Luck

A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.

Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
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