jesse luck

When you have extremely bad jewish luck due to bad karma build up from Russian hackers.
"Wow did you just expose yourself? That's Jesse Luck!"
by indeluble77 November 24, 2016
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S*** Outta Luck

When a request or problem is described, this phrase is used to tell the person that what they need or are requesting is simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future. An "urban" variation of "out of luck".
Priiz and FR33 Tha Sinner is dropping a new single, all these other rappers are “S*** Outta Luck” now.
by Blxck label November 24, 2021
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Luck Dragon

The little bit of jizz that comes out sometimes when you pee after having sex.
Better grab some Plan B, babe. I just dropped a Luck Dragon.
by 5kin5uit December 10, 2022
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Luck of the irish

This is an American phrase, not an Irish one. It’s an insult to Irish people that was coined during gold mining when a lot of Irish people arrived to make money suggesting they were stupid.

The idea was that if an Irish person could find gold then it was if to say, only by sheer luck, as opposed to brains, could these fools succeed.
-He got his promotion at work
-That’s the luck of the Irish for you
by cupantae94 August 06, 2019
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Numb Luck

When you hurt yourself in such a terrible way that you'd be lucky if you went numb.
Ryan closed the door, unaware that a yeti had just broke all of his fingernails back, as well as snapped both of his legs into right angles to the sides. The yeti then bashed Ryan's skull in the door 8 times, causing Ryan to spit up blood and 4 teeth. Ryan couldn't feel anything from the neck down after the yeti had broken his spine.
"Haha, I guess you could say this was Numb Luck! Ha!" Mumbled Ryan.
by The Darkone November 14, 2016
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Brad luck

The extremely bad luck that tends to follow around Brads and Bradleys. Known to cause ripped condoms, pregnancy scares, small penises, sex with ugly chicks, DUIs, and other comically unfortunate situations.
Guy 1: Dude my condom broke again last night, had to buy a morning after pill.

Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!
by Lando Caljizzian May 31, 2012
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Hoffys Luck

When something so unlucky happens to someone which is so unlucky but typical of that person
Mate loses his license just a day after he had it suspended for 12months, thats hoffys luck for sure!
by Fredangle August 09, 2015
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