Looking for socks

The excuse given to your friends when you disappear into your bedroom for a quickie.

Man: Yo I'm back.
Friend: Dude were you two having sex?
Man: No dude, I was just looking for socks.

by pleasedgf October 9, 2011

Looking for trees

The act of masterbating, and ejaculating on a non living object such as a computer screen or a toliet seat cover. including the furry seat covers

When Gun was looking for trees he ejaculated on my furry toleit seat.

by anonymous1200 December 21, 2008

rat look

the look you give someone when they say something stupid.

jim said something stupid so we all rat looked in his face

by zekecalamari March 31, 2010

look lively

What Mr. Schmallow will tell you to do on commercials for his air puffed sugar delights.

Mr. Schmallow: Look lively! LOOK LIVELY!
30's Homestar: That monster is gonna give me nightmares.

by 0niTTRay January 10, 2004

retardaway look

Similar in nature to the 'faraway look' (she was pretty from far away, but up close she is sort of ugly). The retardaway look is where someone looks like a retard from far away, but up close looks pretty normal.

"I was in Wal Mart yesterday and there was this guy with the retardaway look working the door. From far away he looked like a retard, but when I got close he looked pretty normal."

by T_C_D November 19, 2007

new look

Result of a makeover

So-and-so's profile has taken on a whole new look.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

nervous look

an unattractive person who constantly hollers at you.

one that thinks they are attractive but are actually quite hard on the eyes.

I was really wasted last night and woke up next to a nervous look.

by CT January 29, 2004