Loner

Getting a boner while longboarding

Blake got a loner after longboarding down Farmington Canyon.

by SGT MAJOR BAMF November 24, 2011

the longest urban dictionary word thing ever

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by pink testicles February 17, 2021

langered

Substitute for the word fingered, as coined by the subtle rudeboys/rudegirls of North West London.

My mate 'langered' that bar maid from Yates last weekend.

by Concerned Rudey June 24, 2007

Lingerfelt

Lingerfelt (n.) - The sensation you still feel later after someone creepy touches you.

Tim: "What's wrong Amanda, you look sick?"
Amanda:"Jace is so gross, he touched my neck when he walked by earlier, and now I've got a case of the lingerfelts."

by Judd G. Heirity December 30, 2013

loner

A person who is strange and consistently says dumb things in social settings. Almost always dorky white guys, incels, who can't get laid. Being a loner is a character trait possessed by all mass shooters. Granted, not all loners are mass shooters; but all mass shooters are loners.

Last night, I saw that loner next door out in his garage working on something with a lot of wires coming from it. Better call the FBI.

by MJ813 October 10, 2019

Loner Boner

When you have to leave a group or be all alone because you got a boner and are embarrassed.

You: "Dude that guy over there is all alone."

Friend: "He was just hanging out with us a minute ago."

You: "He had to leave the group cause he got a loner boner."

Friend: "Sucks for him"

by kylejohnson July 8, 2010

Langer

An oversized person in the vertical direction. Often these people are found with large toes. When playing soccer if a player has a very hard and long kick they can be described as having a langer toe

Dave u stupid LANGER!
Out my way U LANGER?
This kid has a langing toe

by ROREMAN DEE PIPMAN DEE May 13, 2006