Panty Liner

A guy who lines his pants with crap, because he shits himself every time he's scared.

That Jester is such a Panty Liner.

by Arcca-Daton December 19, 2009

Lone Gunman

The Lone Gunman is when a man jerks off in the corner while choking himself with his gun belt.

Did you hear Jake died last night?
No How?
He was pulling the lone gunman and did not withdraw fast enough!

by Sauski February 13, 2009

astronomical one-liners

The really geeky, nerdy, dweeby, and vomit-inducing phrases that nerds try to use to pick up sexy ladies.

Astronomical one-liners
"Hey sexy lady? Are you interested in astronomy? How about tonight you let me look at Uranus? I heard it's hard to find, but well worth the effort!"

"Excuse me lovely lady? Are you from Venus? Because you are so HOT! Did you know Venus has the hottest surface temperature? Just like you baby!"

"Hello sweet lady - there's no star-gazing like seeing you!"

"Hey baby - how about we go outside tonight? I heard that there's a full moon out."

"Hey lovely lady, you see that star up there in the sky? It's called Aldebaran, and it means lovely lady. Just like you."

"Hello sexy lady! How about tonight I teach you about the Big Bang theory? I can show you how those explosions made the whole universe!"

"Hello, sweet honey cupcake! Baby, how about tonight we go out and look at all the constellations? Tonight the Big Dipper is up - so what do you say. How about some big spooning honey?"

by Adel7 December 28, 2007

lolercuast

Akin to a holocuast, it is when many people die of laughing way too hard.

A lolercuast occured when the sk8ers got ROFLbombed by the h4x0|25

by Compy May 12, 2006

lolerizer

A device that shoots "lol"'s at people.

Bill: "A man walks into a bar. Ouch."
Fred: "LOLERIZER"

by xobyle November 20, 2007

loaner-douche

Loaner-douche is just another way to write loaner douche.
*See loaner douche for definition.

He's not just, like... a -normal- douche. He's a loaner-douche (or loaner douche)."

by Alycia H. April 21, 2008

lone squeeze

the love of one's life; a wife or husband; more than a girlfriend/boyfriend or one night stand; one that is shown dedication and love for.

Minister: Do you take her to be your lawfully wedded Lone Squeeze?

by Haley D December 22, 2008