Loaf

A man's genitalia ; a penis

Greasy George got arrested for unfolding his loaf in front of the elementary school

"ALL LOAFS MATTER!" - I'am Rapaport Podcast

by BigDaddyVladdy March 3, 2017

Pinch A Loaf

Not to be confused with the squirts or explosive diarrhea. A nice solid toilet stopping dump.

Me: Bro I was spitting game at this milf at the bar and she wanted me to come back to her place and watch a movie but damn my tummy was rumbling.
Bro: Oh shit if you Pinch A Loaf and stop up her toilet you better dip out if she doesn’t have a plunger.

by FuckingTrickyBiscuit April 22, 2021

Loaf

Loaf - An affectionate term for a sexy female.

There are many types of loaf’s tho, just like the bread. Some premium, some mouldy.

Yo Jack, you wanna see this loaf I pulled last night! Whoooo she’s a kingsmill 50/50 loaf innit!

by RicMaroo October 3, 2022

Loafing

The act of an animal to take the shape of a loaf of bread

My cat was loafing on the couch

by XxX Potatobread Slayer XxX June 15, 2021

Chicken loaf

That thick fluorescent green phlegm you hock up that tastes like chicken loaf. It's universal; everyone gets it

"i've never eaten chicken loaf before.. "
Barks a chesty cough and hocks up thick green gollie

"but I feel like I don't need to to know what it tastes like"
Spits impressive gollie in small container to keep aside for visiting Mongolian friend who will appreciate a good loaf of chicken

by Samibee11 December 9, 2018

Geometrical Bread Loaf

A very epic youtube, geometry dash player, and lover of bread who has spent far to much time trying to beat cataclysm

have you watched geometrical bread loafs new video and subscribed to his channel.

by geo bread loaf January 27, 2021

toad loaf

an insult describing someone who is unpleasant to be around. It can also be used to describe a disgustingly lazy person.
Toads are disgusting and loaf is used to describe laziness.
Basically a more creative way to say slob.

"You toad loaf! Get your shoes out of the middle of the floor!"

by Rebbecca Bird December 25, 2018