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Elk-loaf

A rare and abnormally large bowl movement with signature length or girth or quantity because it resembles an Elk dropping.

An elk-loaf is often considered a masterpiece and thus frequently not flushed by the artist, so it's often associated with people prompting each other to go and view it.
1. Guys, I just laid an elk-loaf in there... I didn't have the heart to flush it.

2. Someone left an elk-loaf in the men's restroom... stall #2. You gotta go in there and look, that thing is enormous. I bet a 450 lb. person must have laid it.
by [502] KanocAnoc May 20, 2010
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Loaf Land

Usually when in a clouded mind state and forgetting what you are doing by not responding or doing very stupid things. When smoking too much pot can lead a person into "loaf land" making them un-responsable when asked questions. Sitting at a computer in a opiate high is another example of being in 'loaf land'.
While playing Magic the Gathering 2v2:

Corey says:"Joe what are you doing... don't forget to counter his spell."
10 seconds later...
Joe says: "Don't worry bro."

Corey says: "DUDE WTF you didn't counter the spell. Are you loafing?"
Joe says: "Sorry bro..... (20 seconds later) I missed clicked".

Corey says: "Huh? we already lost."
Joe says: "I think I'm in loaf land bro."
by SuperCaL September 4, 2013
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Loafs Loyalists Hangout

THE BEST SERVER ON EARTH ISTG THE PEOPLE HERE ARE SO HELPFUL AND KIND
i love them all so much and im always so happy to talk with everyone there
thank you :)
person idk: hey dude have you heard of Loafs Loyalists Hangout
someone: yeah i have its the best server ever! the owners and mods are super nice and funny!
person idk: they are so amazing
by stab i think July 29, 2021
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Loaf

Greasy George got arrested for unfolding his loaf in front of the elementary school

"ALL LOAFS MATTER!" - I'am Rapaport Podcast
by BigDaddyVladdy March 3, 2017
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LOAF

Love’s only a feeling
Love does not matter because LOAF, loyalty matters.
by Sadboi29 January 21, 2021
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Loaf yourself

I loaf I loaf I loaf myself
by Bangtanarmyletsgetit December 5, 2019
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Loaf
(verb)
to love intensely, when you love someone so much that saying "i love you" just doesnt cut it anymore!
(can also be said over text as "i 🍞 u")
vi: i loaf you rue!
rue: i 🍞 you too!
by peepeepoopoocacapants March 9, 2022
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