life

something i hate

ME : i am doing this life only because the 13th floor is not high enough

YOU: nobody cares

ME: thanks, i'll go look for the person named Nobody. Maybe Nobody will save me

YOU: insert something that you would respond to this

by birdgirl hates life May 15, 2021

LIFE

a very useless thing every human experiences (wow i managed to spell that right) it is stupid and no one should like it cause it only causes pain

wow life is terrible

by Kai (quackity but not) August 16, 2021

a life

something people (like angry family members, meanies, poo-poo heads) tell us all to get, but never tell us where...

P1: "get a life"
P2: "where?"

by the milk your dad left you for May 25, 2023

life

42

1:" what is the meaning of life?"
2:"42"
1:"what!"
2" its from Hitchhiker Guide to the Galaxy"

by Lag4Days June 4, 2023

life

1)atribute of things that obtain and use energy, excrete waste, reproduce, die, and change/develop
2)a complete and total accident

"I hate myself and i want to die; time to end my life."- famous last words of some guy who had it all figured out

by DonkeyThunder March 3, 2003

life

piece of shit that fucks you right in the ass

i hate life

by ooleahoo September 5, 2016

life

Synonomous with poop

Jim: How's life treatin ya?
Me: Fuck you, life's a big steamy pile of poop that won't flush

by Nettled October 20, 2003