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Leaf nigger

Those leaf niggers are all talk.
by Steveoland March 13, 2025
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Leafe

A handsome, good-looking,mysterious men , that would look great in a long black coat . He is really brave and always there for his friends and family. He is hard-working even tho nobody really see’s it. Also he is really really good in bed. When you would describe him as a smell, he probably would smell like vanilla and cigarettes.
Human 1: “hey do you saw that good looking, mysterious guy walked by?”
Human 2: “ oh yeah that’s leafe.”
Human 1:” I’m in love with him.”
Human 2: “ everyone is.”
by User301069 November 23, 2021
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Leaf Blower

A highly selective diagnostic tool for identifying mental illness manifesting in passive aggressive behaviour.

In the susceptible user casual experimentation rapidly becomes highly addicting in the face of obviously infuriated neighbours or family members.

Addicted users experience waves of euphoric release and fantastical notions of relevance as they feel themselves impinging upon the peaceful mindset of their victims.

Ironically it is the users who suffer most from the relentless high decibel exposure. Immediately after using feelings of power blend with even greater internal rage in an often explosive and confusing cocktail of emotions, beyond the users surface level comprehension.

In the past lawnmowers were frequently abused in a similar manner, but the addiction was self limiting as the grass did not immediately grow back to where it had just been, thus invalidating the moral pretext for destroying other peoples happiness.
I am using the leaf blower because I am a hard working person who is therefore morally superior to you, even though I am plainly a psychopath
by Simple Simon met a pieman March 17, 2023
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leaf

verb: to test maple syrup on various different foods.

the new ketchup
man, I leafed this cottage cheese, and it is fantastic

I am going to leaf my pizza and see how it is.
by jumpstart912 March 19, 2023
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Tennessee Leaf-blower

When you use a females asshole as can whistle to create a high pitch sound resultant of the air circulating the insides of her stomach.
Damn Bro, I gave this girl a Tennessee Leaf-blower last night and now she won't stop banging me!
by STompy rompy March 29, 2025
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Russian Leaf Blower

"Russian Leaf Blower” is a grotesque and derogatory term allegedly referring to an inhumane act of filling a bag with warm feces and hurling it at Ukrainian soldiers or civilians, intended as a crude form of psychological or biological harassment. This concept, while not verified as a widespread or officially recognized tactic, has been mentioned in dark humor, propaganda, or anecdotal accounts to mock or dehumanize Russian forces amid the ongoing conflict.

The term itself is a twisted parody of an actual leaf blower, repurposed to symbolize a vile, degrading attack rather than a legitimate military strategy. It may also reflect the broader use of improvised, non-conventional weapons in warfare, though its actual occurrence remains unsubstantiated
ONG we all hanging and giving each other Russian Leaf Blower
by Ilovesetex April 14, 2025
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Cincinnati Leaf Blower

During the act of receiving head from a female, you throw a blanket over her body and trap her with your legs while farting on her head.
Yo Bro! I just gave my girlfriend’s mom the smelliest Cincinnati Leaf Blower
by Jeremy Fartburner June 1, 2025
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