Old man: Fucking hell, what’s that smell?
Old woman: Oh, the hippies next door are on the devil’s lettuce again!
Old man: Lucky bastards!
Old woman: Oh, the hippies next door are on the devil’s lettuce again!
Old man: Lucky bastards!
by raj13 January 11, 2023
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Guy 1: Did you have sex with her last night?
Guy 2: No, But I shredded the Lettuce.
Male: I really want to shred the lettuce.
Female: What's shred the lettuce?
Male: It means I'm going to eat you out.
Guy 1: Did you have sex with her last night?
Guy 2: No, But I shredded the Lettuce.
Male: I really want to shred the lettuce.
Female: What's shred the lettuce?
Male: It means I'm going to eat you out.
by BushyMc muffin December 1, 2022
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by Lettuceleso July 19, 2024
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Mark: "Why are you taking so long to get ready?"
Ryan: "I'm preparing for International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day."
Ryan: "I'm preparing for International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day."
by azerbaijani realist November 29, 2023
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A) should be incredibly simple, but is instead quite complicated
B) should be easy, but instead requires immense effort
C) seems like it should take only a short while to accomplish, but instead takes exponentially longer than expected
The phrase appears to have originated from a conversation between an engineer and his sister early in 2024. The story goes that in describing his day, he was explaining a conveyor belt that he was designing. Intending to use “like” as a filler word, he said, “It’s just, like, moving bags of lettuce! It shouldn’t be so hard!” His sister, thinking he was using some new expression she had never heard, asked him to explain what he meant by, “like moving bags of lettuce.” Thus the expression was born.
A) should be incredibly simple, but is instead quite complicated
B) should be easy, but instead requires immense effort
C) seems like it should take only a short while to accomplish, but instead takes exponentially longer than expected
The phrase appears to have originated from a conversation between an engineer and his sister early in 2024. The story goes that in describing his day, he was explaining a conveyor belt that he was designing. Intending to use “like” as a filler word, he said, “It’s just, like, moving bags of lettuce! It shouldn’t be so hard!” His sister, thinking he was using some new expression she had never heard, asked him to explain what he meant by, “like moving bags of lettuce.” Thus the expression was born.
My work was terribly difficult today. I felt like I was moving bags of lettuce.
Changing that tire was like moving bags of lettuce. It took three hours longer than I thought it would have.
Changing that tire was like moving bags of lettuce. It took three hours longer than I thought it would have.
by The Guy from Up North September 22, 2024
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