1 definition by BushyMc muffin
Shred the Lettuce.
Guy 1: Did you have sex with her last night?
Guy 2: No, But I shredded the Lettuce.
Male: I really want to shred the lettuce.
Female: What's shred the lettuce?
Male: It means I'm going to eat you out.
Guy 1: Did you have sex with her last night?
Guy 2: No, But I shredded the Lettuce.
Male: I really want to shred the lettuce.
Female: What's shred the lettuce?
Male: It means I'm going to eat you out.
by BushyMc muffin December 1, 2022