kitchen anorexia

When the kitchen is never clean enough, even if you just cleaned it this morning and there's only a small layer of dishes and food scraps that need to be cleared away. And it really bothers you.
To the point of muttering to yourself.

Roommate - "The kitchen is so dirty I can't stand it"
You - "it's really not that bad man, there's only a meals worth of dishes on the counter"
Roommate - "You're right, but it still bothers me, I must have kitchen anorexia"

by RazorsG February 2, 2017

kitchen table

When You come home to find your wife fucking some other guy on your kitchen table.

Jerry came home to find that he had been kitchen tabled by his whore wife Tara and a greasy mechanic.

by Remy69 October 26, 2017

kitchenary

something that you use in the kitchen

kitchenary is a cook book, spoon, cutlery, crockery etc.

by natalie and rachel September 27, 2006

Kitchens

A cocky, annoying young man with a cheesy accent. Most commonly from Alabama. These are quite obnoxious and if seen should be shot immediatly.

HOLY SH*T! A KITCHENS! SHOOT THAT THANG!

by Tragickillah666 October 30, 2011

Kitchen Witch

A woman who operates a business out of her home.

My sister is a kitchen witch, she's selling her homemade candles online.

by manworm02 July 23, 2020

kitchen fella

Any non english speaking man that works as a kitchen employee in a restaurant. Usually these people are not US citizens, most have numerous children, have never used birth control, collect benefits under a fake SSN, and have no personal need to be contributing person in society. Commonly used to describe non english speaking hispanic men between 18-50 years old. mexican beaner wetback spic burrito latino taco dirty sanchez dirty thief brown

"Those damn kitchen fellas stole my bike."

by awunderlich September 1, 2006

Kutcher x10

Pronounced Kutcher Times Ten

Describes a guy who thinks he is way cuter/hotter/sexier/more popular than everyone knows he is. They typically wear aviator shades or trucker hats or beanies or whatever the stupid ashton trends are in your area.

May also be substituted with "Segerblom x10"

Kristie: Hey. did you see the dude in the mirrored aviators?

Alee: Omigod, I know. He is sooo Kutcher x10...

by shoppertopper December 3, 2009