Kegsey

Behaving as if you drank the entire keg.

Oh that guy is kegsey, so he's deadsey to me!

by wunderbuttock July 8, 2017

Keegnot

When there's a knot in your keeg; unrelated to Norwegian word for a posh guy

Person 1: "Dude, their keeg seems a little off, don't you think?"

Person 2: "Yeah, they seem to have a keegnot."

by Hfjfskfbfjdjdkfifj November 6, 2017

keester bomb

Getting fucked in the ass

“I keester bombed her so hard last night”

by Saucer December 21, 2017

kees jan

'wears all the stonies that are in the world. plays hockey very agresively. always talks about hockey and school. Says he is not rich, but he is the richest person on earth. he is very smart. and kind a cute as well.

kees jan is very rich an great in bed.

by KOEKJESBIJCOMPUTERTECHNIEK January 11, 2018

keesu

Keesu is a fighter a lover and a thinker. He fights with a rose in his mouth and loves with a sword under his armpit. Sometimes he thinks about the Galaxy but most of the time about his breakfast and how to impress a girl with the pudding and the eggs.

Keesu will always take care of you. But he will make sure he gets on time for his facial.

A hairy chest, a nice glow and a elegant pale skin. Keesu we love you

I love Keesu for his feets.

Kessu the white horse.

My Keesu is always there when I need him.

by NilFaru February 8, 2018

keegly

a ship name for two people who would be perfect for each other but choose not to date based on a fear of what could happen or what the other person thinks. They were made for each other and have an incredibly weird sense of humor and are weird but very funny and should date before it’s too late to find happiness

did you hear about keegly being awkward talking to each other yesterday ?

by Anonymous_lilboy February 16, 2018

Keegly

a ship name for two people who would be perfect for each other but choose not to date based on a fear of what could happen or what the other person thinks. They were made for each other and have an incredibly weird sense of humor and are weird but very funny

Example: did you hear about keegly being awkward talking to each other yesterday ?

by Anonymous_lilboy February 16, 2018