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Clout karma

The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan should I smash this apple on Bams head?

Dunn: Vito IDKWYJS I’m browsing reddit.

Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafukabhgout worldStar or cloutfarms.

Knoxville: adjusts bifocals 🤓

Vito: “raises arm w/ hostility. tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha clart farmers.

Knoxville: take it easy big fella I got money’s,”*shifty eyed*, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you…” just in case you wanna let Bam have it.
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. *Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it, hands it back to Don Vito” Here I added feces to your apple, think of this like adding Clout to your Karma.

Vito’s dog: *nods* N Farts

Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe

Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while

Knoxville laughs intently, Vito Pirouettes, smashes apple on Bam, templetons greatest hits start playing on a record player. Vito’s dog dances, money rains down from ceiling. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cheese to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just dive into shit because I told them to and have more Clout Karma then the San Francisco 49ers.

Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
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Outrunning Karma

"Outrunning Karma" is a warning against the idea of running away from one's actions and the consequences that follow. Karma will always chase you till you die.
“Outrunning karma, that boy.”
by Dr.Buttbomb October 14, 2023
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Spider karma

The cosmic principle that dictates that whenever you kill a spider, a larger spider will scare you at some point in the future.
I safely catch the spider in a cup to release him outside so I can maintain good spider karma.
by anonymous October 24, 2023
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Schwarma Karma

Farting and following through the morning after consuming a dodgy kebab the night before.
Oh fuck I need to change my drawers I’ve just met with a bit of schwarma karma
by Mary Unfaithful January 4, 2024
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Cruder Karma

If someones name is cruder or karma they are the best person you will ever meet, and if their name is both multiply this fact by 391283018301938091238 + 480237408923748932074890327480932748902748902478903274 if its on a 4x weekend.
Cruder Karma is like being the highest in the room.
Nep: Is that guys name cruder karma?
Guy: yea, hes really cool!
by DuckWith7Feet February 25, 2025
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GoPro karma

GoPros attempt at taking on dji back in 2017-2018 or somewhere around that era. Discontinued ages ago. A majority of drones were bricked through software updates but people hacked them and got them flying again.
The GoPro karma is of course discontinued. Not worth buying now when small drones like the dji mini 5 pro exist and are war better than the karma.
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing November 17, 2025
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Double-Chin Karma

This is what happens when a man with some facial scruff lets himself go by eating too much pizza and drinking too much beer after he gets too comfortable with his pretty girlfriend. Eventually he will think he can upgrade from his current lady and leave her, or she will dump his ass and he will still be left with a double chin that even the scruff can't disguise anymore. He will be a victim of "double-chin karma."
"Damn, Evan's gotten fat since he dumped his pretty girlfriend. He took her for granted and now he's got double-chin karma coming his way."
by ablizzy87 December 30, 2011
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