Jonah

His blonde hair is thinning but his smile is wide. He’s short, but a genius. His penis is small but he has a great heart.

Denise: Jonah is such a little bugger.

by Shmuelh16 February 13, 2022

jonah

the name of a weird guy who touches thighs

bro that guy is such a jonah

by FOORNITEBATTLEPASS February 14, 2022

Jonah

ginger AF and ignores you usually when you first see them. especially is there was beef before. jonah’s tend to be good at math and play sports they literally hate. (SPEEDOS) also has no eyebrows but pretty chill sometimes and has an odd friend group.

girl1 - “hey look there’s jonah, im pretty sure he’s good at math”
girl2 - “oh is he asian?”
girl1 - “nah he’s gotta be irish he’s ginger”

by daddybella02 February 14, 2022

Josiah

Josiah is a boy who is often described as a material girl. A little fruity.

Person: Bro did you just see that guy walk in with a carton of milk? Material girl behavior.

Person 2: Oh that's just Josiah

by literallaundrydetergent February 27, 2022

Josiah

A high and mighty jerk. Always toots his own horn. Always tells you he's better then you no matter what.

"Have you met Josiah"?
"Oh, not Josiah, he's an absolute jerk"

by crazyoldwitheredspoon614 March 1, 2022

Josiah

Also known as Jesus, Josiah is a man who is obsessed with Nick Wilde from Zootopia and is definitely a furry.

Josiah just had hardcore sex with Nick Wilde.

by notunedbile March 6, 2022

Jonah James Jameson

Jonah is the editor of the daily bugle and the boss of "Spiderman" Jonah is kind of a b##ch
Nobody likes him

Jonah James Jameson is stupid and forces spiderman to get images

by Dukcy March 20, 2022