Jizzlam

A loosely codified lifestyle that focuses on effective, ethical, ritualistic masturbation and sex. It could be interpreted as a religion. Developed by a Grand Master Baiter known as Sigma Card as he’s spent thousands of hours chronically gooning to keep his mind clear.

Holy texts include a bunch of bizarre sex fanfictions (A sort of goon bible if you will) written in Minecraft servers, porn memes, images shared from e622, definitions on Urban Dictionary, and sex memes. There’s an oral law called the Jelqmud that only goonabbis can interpret.

Commandments of Jizzlam:
-Thou shalt not munt.
-Don’t goon or eat the cum of anyone besides your Jerkmate.
-You may goon competitively any time but you cannot nut in November.
-Do not waste your cum, if you’re going to spill seed then save it in a jar for future use such as a sperm bank deposit or an ingredient in cheese.
-Do not goon the uncircumcised or with men who can’t get hard.

Sorry, Ben can’t goon at our jerknite tonight, it’s November and he’s a Cumslim

Jizzlam be like

by ChicksW/dicks2006 August 3, 2025

jizzerfall

In reference to living life "on the edge" as represented through modern forms of human entertainment, fulfillment, and enrichment.

ex: life is a jizzerfall... we're one in the edge and one again after the fall..

by MNZBL June 27, 2025

Jizzlord

People who are lords of jizz 💔

Hey jizzlord, let’s jizz!

by Gooning 4839292 October 15, 2025

Sun Jizzed

When a car reaches an old age, at which the paint begins to peel

Rahul: " dude nice RC truck"
Zander: " at least mine isnt sun jizzed!"

by that 1 kid September 11, 2009

Jizzy Jezzle and Izzy Twizzle

a popular DJ duo from the 90s rave scene, Jizzy Jezzle and Izzy Twizzle took the Welsh country by storm cranking out classics such as; too many sheep, udder brother and techno notice ewe.

"Jizzy Jezzle and Izzy Twizzle are so totally acid in my fridge man!!!"

by Jizzy Jezzle February 13, 2013

master jizzer

one who can cum at large distances, perhaps 5 to 6 feet

that master jizzer got cum in my eye from across the room!

by literalmfmom February 20, 2017

cool jizzero

Basically, this is when you haven't jizzed in a really long time, than you would carve a pocket pussy out of a block of ice, you just use it a pocket pussy. You transfer the could jizz into a glass and fill it with a pinch of salt and a bit of lemon, this is one special cocktail.

-barman: what do you want, first cocktail on the house.

-Woman: I'll have one cool jizzero please.

-barman: Okay it could take some time tho, we don't have one pre-made. So could you just stay here and I'll show you how to make one

by _the ar October 25, 2019