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jewish machine

The perpetual motion of the elite class fucking over the middle and lower class.
Friend: The government just made taxes lower on the rich and higher on all of us.

Me: That's the jewish machine for you.
by Alfred Hithcock August 12, 2017
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jewish popsicle

When you pull your dick out of a girls asshole and your dick is covered in shit.
Fuck I just gave you a Jewish popsicle there is shit all over my dick.
by Your mom a fag January 20, 2018
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jewish locomotive

a super fucking fast shot in either hockey or soccer that cannot be stopped, like the trains full of jews in poland, they never stopped.
Yo bruv you just see mahrez rip that fuckin jewish locomotive proper shit eh?
by Ihatecousins69 February 9, 2019
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Jelisha

A one of a kind woman. She is nothing short of Sensational !
No one can ever make me feel like Jelisha !
by OMGIDCABOUTNETHING November 23, 2021
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Jewish Mafia

A game similar to chubby bunny, but instead of marshmallows in your mouth, you stuff pennies up your ass.
Boy 1: Hey Derrick, wanna play Jewish Mafia?
Derrick: No!! I'm not a twink fag
by We're ac so We're cool July 30, 2022
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Kehillah Jewish Highschool

A school that used to be religiously Jewish, but now barely gives a shit about Jewish holidays. They now make students work on Jewish holidays (Since apparently, Christian holidays are superior). Some AP classes have unrealistic requirements (most college classes are easier than some AP's there, history being one of them). You can't really call it a Jewish school since the majority of the students and faculty aren't Jews. Tuition costs an absurd 50k+ every year. Although most of the kids there are pretty chill, don't go there if you truly want to go to a Jewish School.
Random person: Hey What School do you go to?

Another person: I go to Kehillah Jewish Highschool.

Random person: Yeah that place ain't really Jewish anymore.
by Nptankist June 10, 2021
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jewish taters

the act of taking a dump on a bitches chest then peeing in the middle of it making it resemble mashed potatoes and gravy.
Anthony:So i got with this chick last night she was nice....and black...she tried givin me a "dry" blowjob i slapped the bitch in her dam mouth and knocked out her friggen teeth.Then i gave her the jewish taters she was flabbergasted.
Alex:i just got hard
Matt:YOU DA MAN!
by ballstits February 21, 2008
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