iPod Ignorance

When someone is listening to their iPod instead of enjoying nature.

"Dude, look at that guy taking a walk in the park with his iPod on!"
"Totally man, he's full of iPod ignorance!"

by thecrazymonkey January 28, 2009

iPod

A popular media device designed and marketed by apple computers. Considered to be the predessor to large capacity multimedia devices it is the most popular form of portable mp3 listening machines. Released in 2001 shortly after the return of CEO, Steve Jobs, the iPod has over 80% worldwide marketshare thanks in part to the device's wide spread advertising campaign. With many lacking features, it has become target to the "geek sub-culture" for ridicule and "lameness". However with such popularity iPod has become the world's most prelevlant portable multi-media device and hence has received brand association with all types of multi-media devices and mp3 players.

1. person a: "Hey is that an iPod?"
person b: "No, it's just a mp3 player."

2. "I just downloaded this kickass tune from White snake on my iPod."

by Scorpi0n August 25, 2006

iPod

The iPod is often mistaken for a piece of shit. It's actually not that bad. Although:

1. It's pretty expensive.

2. It has excessive space.

3. A lot of people die from the iPod.

(1) Dude A: You have an iPod? How much did it cost?

Dude B: Everything I have.


(2) Dude A: That song is shit. Why don't you save space for better songs?

Dude B: It doesn't matter that I never listen to half the songs, I have 4 gigs of space.


(3) Dude A: WATCH OUT FOR THAT FALLING HELICOPTER!!!

Dude B: WHAT??!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU I'M LISTENING TO MY IPOD!

by caitlin fo shizzle October 3, 2008

iPod

A very simple, easy to use music player. People often enjoy bashing on them saying other brands have x more features such as radio, voice recorder etc. Most people don't need all that BS and it makes things more complicated. The iPod sells very well because it does something very well, play music, and offers a very good user experience. The FM thing is really dumb, why would you need FM radio on your mp3 player, when in fact, it IS an MP3 PLAYER! Don't you want to play MP3's?? That's like buying a CD player so you can listen to the radio, wtf?

Also, it's true you pay the premium for an iPod for it's very nice aesthetic design. It's obviously superior than any other plastic piece of garbage. Everything else simply feels cheap, and looks cheap, and is packaged in tacky packaging. All of those combined give the iPod an excellent out of the box experience, and it feels nice in the palm of your hand.

iPod Owner: I love my iPod, it's so smooth and works great, although my hard drive ended up failing i'll simply drop it by the Apple Store, since I'm not cheap and actually bought an additional 2 years of service for it, they'll take care of it right away and I'll probably get a refurb immediately.
Creative Owner: Hey look! My ZEN makes creaky noises when you squeeze it!! Sweet! OH shit i broke it... :(

by Matthew Gill June 11, 2006

iPocalypse

The DDOS effects of millions of Apple purchasers activating a product on launch day. This effect brings not only iTunes and the Apple servers to their knees but effects any of Apple's business partners in the process.

I got the new iPhone but could not activate it for the three days of the iPocalypse

by yazheirx August 4, 2008

ipod shuffle

waste of money... pay the extra $50-100 to get an ipod mini, they hold sooo much more music and they have a lot more options (screen, clock, games, external hard drive, etc), and they're reeeally easy to loose because they're so small. dont buy one.

stupid person: "look, i bought an ipod shuffle! it holds 240 songs and it was only $150!"

smart person: "my iPod mini was $50 more, it holds 1000 songs, and has games on it."

stupid person: "damn..."

by ......n/a...... August 16, 2005

iPod

A small, portable device created by Apple that stores a large amount of MP3 files and can also be used to store other files. Well, that's what it used to be. Around Fall of 2004, they became THE must have fashion item. Now it's just carried around by everyone and has maybe 20-50 songs on a 60 GB model. Also, people complain about technical difficulties, because they're using it with a Windows computer. WHOOPS.

Random Hipster: Wow, you have an iPod?
Me: Yeah.
Random Hipster: Wow, me too! What kind?
Me: 15 GB model.
Random Hipster: Wow, I have a 60 GB model! How many songs do you have? I have 46!
Me: Mine ran out of space. I have 2934 songs.(True.)
Random Hipster: Dude, there aren't even that many songs in the world :(

by The 15GB veteran. June 11, 2006