Someone who consumes human waste, typically bounded by their partners for the pleasure of them and the people that dispose themselves in the human toilet
by sis24pig July 27, 2023
Someone who seems really clingy like gladwrap and tries to be friendly and won't leave someone alone when what they really want is to have sex with them or use them for sexual favours then stop talking to them altogether they try and act like a friend and go everywhere with them but what they really want is to get them in bed
Look at that guy at the party trying to be really friendly and always hanging around that girl he is basically human gladwrap
by Deano86t July 28, 2009
When a bunch of guys get together and insert their dicks into each others butts, forming a "semen into my ass, whilst i ejaculate into this guy's ass" effect. Dildos are optional if the participants for whatever reason aren't male.
by Flanicorn March 03, 2015
The amalgamation of saved toenail clipping, fingernail clippings, and sperm, also known as milk and rice.
by Config December 28, 2019
When two gay men are trying to fuck each other in a way that both guys are rolling around together, desperately trying to get on top.
John- So, you wanna fuck me?
Billy- It's my turn to get some ass.
John- Not this time, dude!
John and Billy- (rolls around the floor)
Me- SHIT! It's the human tumbleweed!
Billy- It's my turn to get some ass.
John- Not this time, dude!
John and Billy- (rolls around the floor)
Me- SHIT! It's the human tumbleweed!
by TechnicalDiffi6 February 23, 2018
“I hate my boss, I’m gonna give her a human cappuccino tomorrow morning”
“This coffee tastes weird, I hope dale didn’t make this a human cappuccino.”
“This coffee tastes weird, I hope dale didn’t make this a human cappuccino.”
by FTPNUT March 29, 2019
by Tg the 👍🏽 December 14, 2016