A person who is incredibly annoying and worthless in a situation. Someone who cannot add meaning, quality or substance to a solution.
"That guy from the computer store was total Human Spam. He couldn't even explain what he was talking about. His presence at the meeting was a waste."
by Mamahipster February 17, 2012
Pulling yourself together in a usually futile attempt to not look blasted after a gnarly sesh with the boys
- “You know that feeling of putting your human suit back on 10 minutes after a solid sesh”
- “Bro put on your human suit we gotta go”
- “I’m tweaking they know” “Don’t worry your human suit is solid”
- “Bro put on your human suit we gotta go”
- “I’m tweaking they know” “Don’t worry your human suit is solid”
by Spud2000 August 04, 2020
Human Premium🤖: Human Premium is not a human it is something it is a different kind of breed that is better😫 we have barking abilities and other animal features that you will never have be able to have bc we are better
😉
Human Plus is a synonym and equal to human premium
We are better
😉
Human Plus is a synonym and equal to human premium
We are better
“amy is human premium because she has fought a teacher”
suany and natalie are human premium because there to funny and bark like dogs”
suany and natalie are human premium because there to funny and bark like dogs”
by humanpremiumcreators October 19, 2020
Human Premium🤖: Human Premium is not a human it is something it is a different kind of breed that is better😫 we have barking abilities and other animal features that you will never have be able to have bc we are better😉
Human Plus is a synonym and equal to human premium
Price starting at 1,000,000 a Month
We are better
Human Plus is a synonym and equal to human premium
Price starting at 1,000,000 a Month
We are better
by humanpremiumcreators October 19, 2020
When more than five people cuddle with the same blankets across all of them. This is usually during a cast party or hangout. Most times, there is no sexual relations during this cuddle and everybody is drunk or high. It is a sacred bond between friends.
Person 1: "Was the party crazy?"
Person 2: " Uhh, no. We just drank, smoked, and formed a human cuddlepede. It was a really chill night."
Person 1: "Gay."
Person 2: "This is why you weren't invited."
Person 2: " Uhh, no. We just drank, smoked, and formed a human cuddlepede. It was a really chill night."
Person 1: "Gay."
Person 2: "This is why you weren't invited."
by truththebitch November 25, 2015
The type of person who rubs everyone the wrong way. A person who cannot show any compassion, caring, sympathy, or empathy towards living creatures. They do not consider how their words or actions affect others and will not listen to suggestions or constructive criticism. In short, an extremely rude person who does not care that they are rude.
My boss goes out of his way to make other people feel useless. None of my co-workers like him. He's human sandpaper.
by billy crash-cradic December 22, 2021
A person that, when they're speaking or even when they're nearby, induces a deep sleep. This comatose state can only be overcome by the absence of the aforementioned person, but grogginess may linger. Do not operate a motor vehicle in the presence of human ambien.
by Its Meuh Grits February 04, 2014