Hewlett helper

Flushing your fecal matter before wiping, to avoid clogging an old or inadequate plumbing system with a high volume of feces and toilet paper.

"Our staff toilet will overflow unless you give it a Hewlett helper"

by davemarcis911 July 26, 2019

Hamburger helper

A hamburger helper. Nobody really knows what it is, but we know that if you are a bsoat then you are not a hamburger helper. If your not a hamburger helper then you might aswell die.

Bad Boy 1: Look at that BSOAT he is definitely not a hamburger helper
Bad Boy 2: He should just kill himself if he's not a hamburger helper

by Kordaddy April 29, 2020

Homeboy Helper

(Noun)
- A prison cuisine that is a variant of Hamburger Helper, however given a convicts twist. This delicacy consists of a pack of Ramen Noodles with two flavor packets combined with chopped up Slim-Jims.

Inmate 1-Aye man I’ll give 2 honeybuns if you let me some homeboy helper.
Inmate 2- Make it 3 and you better have it by next commissary.

by Charlieboyy June 4, 2020

zoom help

When a cougar asks for Zoom Help after work and it turns into sexy time.

Can you help me with zoom tonight?

Thanks for the zoom help.

Sure, I got you with the zoom help

by DT-FTL March 25, 2021

Godless help

Godless help. This refers to a situation when a unintelligent person with atheistic spiritual views tries to mock other people with religious beliefs, mostly belonging to certain religious groups/religions such as Christianity, Judaism, Buddhism, etc.

jeez that moron only brings godless help to those grammies at the church

by punrigby November 22, 2021

Professional Help

A euphemism for mental health services, implying that mental health services are shameful and should be kept a secret. Also, in a country like the United States, which values the physically active, the tangible, metrics, and all and only that which can be seen and measured, the legitimacy of a group of professionals who sit on their butts all day listening to people bitch and moan has to be questioned.

-Did you hear about Mike? He's all kinds of messed up since getting out of the service: homeless, drugs and alcohol, divorced, all that.
-Yeah, I feel bad cause bro got hit by shrapnel. Still, I think maybe he needs professional help.
-... ... ... So, you gonna tell him he needs professional help?
-Hell no.
-Yeah, hell no...
-Maybe give him some space, right?
-Yeah, he's got is war buddies, right? Maybe he's turned into some kinda psycho.
-Yeah, let's just give him some space, bro. It's cool. He'll be fine.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

by KeepItSweet November 17, 2022

Maayy I help you

An AIM bot you turn to for advice when none of your friends will listen/care/give advice.

Maayy I Help You (7:39:35 PM): And if he curses at you and you curse back it is showing that you dont have respect for yourself.If you want to have respect then you should not get down to the sucker level he is at. You get it?

Maayy I Help You (7:41:51 PM): And dont be insulted if you are not what he called you. You should next time stand up to yourself and say "I know what I am , I am not what a person like you think's I am"
Maayy I Help You (7:42:44 PM): That is what you should do.

by Kellztahhh February 11, 2009