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To lose ones erection by viewing vile, disgusting pictures of grotesque naked women, or looking upon the large rear side of a bent over woman. A sure cure for making a hard on disappear in an awkward moment. Such pictures and other stimuli can be found useful and is first step in treating prolonged Viagra and other erectile medication side affects.
Patient: "Dr Phil, I woke up after a night out and hitting hard on the Viagra and now I can't get rid of my wood. Should I come into your office or to an emergency room? "

Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.

What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."
by T_rump_supporter November 8, 2010
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Heath Rorie

The Hottest Guy No Matter Wut Ne One Says!!!
Damn, Heath Is SOOOOOO Fine!
by muah July 14, 2004
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heatheritis

1- condition where one is heavily addicted to many forms of illegal drugs
2- condition where one is blessed with a great ass
3- condition where one is really lazy at work and takes drink breaks without permission
1- Ma'am, your son has a severe form of heatheritis, his blood consists of 90% LSD and his lungs rely only on marijuana smoke instead of oxygen

2- Damn, look at the ass on her, she must have heatheritis

3- That's the last time I hire a girl with heatheritis
by stephmhishot May 13, 2004
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Heathgasm

And unsatisfactory orgasm or an event that is disappointing and does not live up to your standards
1. "How was the party?"
"It was a bit of a heathgasm"
2. Sleeping with George was a definite heathgasm
by Heath Messenger August 26, 2007
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Heathering

n, feminine - To thrash ones arms and legs wildly on the bed due to sexual ecstacy, especially upon having an unexpectedly good orgasm. This process can also take place on the floor (esp in hotels) or sofa.
As if to show how good the sex was and her delight she started heathering on the bed
by Robert Cragg June 8, 2005
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Heather

A name that is tattooed on every guys nipples
Is that a heather on your nip
by Flabby grandma dick August 14, 2014
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Heath Ledger

Because of Heath Ledger's stunning ability to perform, his name has become a phrase that can virtually mean anything. It's like "smurf" and "hella". Use it for flavoring your sentences.
Sam: Can you Heath Ledger pass the roast beef?
Rachel: Here you go.
Sam: Heath Ledger.
Rachel: How does it taste?
Sam: It's Heath Ledger good.
Rachel: Are you going to say Heath Ledger in every sentence from now on?
Sam: You Heath Ledger I am.
by Danny Zeff October 19, 2008
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