Hanfrey

Someone with the surname Hanfrey is the coolest and most sexiest person ever. They can make anyone laugh with their great wit, and they could win a fight against the rock. If you have the surname Hanfrey, you are extremely lucky, as only true Gigachads are gifted with this name.

Why isn’t your surname Hanfrey?

by Obama balls October 16, 2022

Handle it

Quip (informal) - A reference to the hero Obyn Greenfoot from the video game Bloons Tower Defense 6. The quip is said when a MOAB appears on the screen and is preceded by the phrase "MOAB!" The full phrase is "MOAB! Handle it."

Alternatively used in a derogatory way when a brownman is getting too lippy.

Person 1: PRANAV!
Whiteman: Handle it!
Person 1: Bloons reference right?
Whiteman: ...yeah!

by buffapacheprime August 5, 2023

smother handle

A ponytail on a man. Ostensibly to give his attacker a better purchase with which to cram his face into a soft, suffocating surface.

A mullet is occasionally worn in a smother handle style.

I saw this idiot at the grocery store today with Zubaz pants and a smother handle. Do these people not have mirrors? Do they not see themselves being laughed at on America's Funniest Videos every week?

by entropymaam June 17, 2006

whiptastic handler

noun; someone who fantastically handles everything with a little more whip than everyone else.

Abby is a whiptastic handler. Did you see her with boyfriend?

by whiptastic_handler January 3, 2008

Hoe Handler

A guy who screws or dates a lot of sassy and used women.

Man Bill, your quite the hoe handler around here aren't ya?

by EricDude February 19, 2009

One handed splash

Washing just your privates with one hand in a cup shape splashing water on you.

Son- "ahh! dad im late for school and i need to take a shower"

Father- "uhh just do the one handed splash"

by son of that guy October 12, 2009

Dick Handed

Shaking hands or touching someone after using the restroom and not washing your hands. Can be used in a prank or redemption situation.

After taking a piss at the bar I walked out and saw the lead singer to a band that sucked. i went up a shook his hand and thanked him for his show. All the while the singer never knew that he was dick handed.

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Later i saw a buddy in the bar. I walked up to him and shook his hand. Later noting to him that he just got - dick handed!

by edsned October 27, 2010