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Howler Monkey Ass

Girl that's been butt-fucked so much her insides hang out like a Howler Monkey on Animal Planet.
Damn! I was going to ride Charlotte until she dropped her drawers and her damn howler monkey ass jumped out of her jeans and damn near bit my weenie off!!
by Howler Monkey Lover October 27, 2008
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Owen Haller

You can't get me, Fyska!
Some Fyska can't stalk :p
by Voyager I February 24, 2005
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malaysian cup holder

Wrapping one person's penis around a shot glass filled with a liquor of choice and from there pouring it into anothers mouth.
Did you see Barry?! Him and Jason just enjoyed a Malaysian Cup holder!
by Rufus Spooner April 29, 2006
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howler monkey

An extremely rare species only found in the catacombs of Trinity Episcopal. His strangely archaic hair style and overly protrusive lips make him an extraordinarily unique organism. The facial expressions shown in morning meeting (especially the creature's yawns) create quite an entertaining show for any eager viewer. He is often seen making strange lip and cheek movements, however, do not be alarmed, this is just the repositioning of the cranberries and nuts in his cheeks. The frequent nervous eyebrow twitches and nostril flarings are simply his method of attracting mates. The female howler monkey (also known as "The Monkey" at TES) is extremely attracted to the manipulative movements howler monkey so perfectly exemplifies. He can be seen crawling throughout the hallways or taking a morning drink out of a rain puddle in the courtyard, however, one would be lucky to even touch the specimen.
A $killz and Foxtrot Production:

"Howler Monkey, Howler Monkey!- storin cranberries and nuts in his cheeks, he aint gonna eat 'em for several weeks!"

"Ohhhh Howler Monkey- crawlin up trees with his feet, his climbin skills cant be beat!"

"Yeah yeah Howler Monkey- partin his hair down the middle, it doesnt look good not even a little!"

"Hey hey Howler Monkey- carryin around books, he aint dumb, takin advantage of that opposable thumb!"

"Wooo wooo Howwwwwwlaaaa Monkey!!!!"
by Michael Donnely October 19, 2004
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Three Holer

A female, having three opening between her legs as opposed to a two holed male.
A way to sign to your friends of a good looking three holer, is to make the OK sign with your thumb and index finger, and then have your other three fingers spread out. It is a non-verbal way of saying, check out the three holer I'm standing next to.
"That ain't no dude, that's a three holer!"
by Mike St. Pierre September 15, 2006
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hollerback girl

"He told me to call him, but I said I ain't no hollerback girl
by anonymous May 13, 2005
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holle

refering to chilling with your homies
hey, dawg, lets holle
by ~~~Meagan G.~~~ June 25, 2005
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