My Grades

Are fucking terrible I need a tutor like they are beyond in hell...

Somebody: My grades are fucking terrible
Anybody: do your work cunt

by notsusatall December 7, 2018

went from a’s to d’s and so did my grades

going from “aggression” to “determination” in an environment of work and education :)

went from a’s to d’s and so did my grades, so now my “aggression” turned into “determination”.

by trishlovesfish January 23, 2021

Gravesly

The male equivalent to a female queef coming out of your penis.

Man I hope I don't gravesly while having sex tonight.

by Lambchops25 March 15, 2011

grapeshit

Fecal matter which resembles the anti-infantry cannon ammunition grapeshot, which itself resembles a cluster of grapes. Contrast with the smooth, tubular shape of a typical, healthy bowel movement.

Barry's low-fiber diet was evident from the fusillade of grapeshit released in his recent bowel movements.

by Herr Stehpinkler August 26, 2011

goatess

(Noun) A play-on-words for a goat loving girl, who thinks she's a goddess

"What a goatess"

by hindithug September 2, 2011

grāté

Lowkey kinda fire

They are grāté

by Rsgdhdjjf November 21, 2019

The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen

Phrase: Used sarcastically in reply after someone tells you a personal story that was overall stupid, uninteresting and hard to follow;

said in order to imply that the story would only be funny if you were there to witness/experience

Person 1: "... Then the girl was all like "At least I didn't do this and such!" and then I was like "No, you don't get it like that. It's like this you bitch! HAHA!" It was seriously so funny, like you have no idea!"
Person2: "Wow that is The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen."

by hansonpaulsey November 15, 2009