gazonker

remote control device

"Honey, it's time for American Idol, pass me the gazonker"

by carapulcralover June 12, 2008

goon

Someone super goofy and cray; always doing silly things like climbing trees or painting themselves

"Do you see Nate over there with shades, shorts, and no shoes??"
"He's crazy! It's like forty degrees and cloudy!"
"He's such a goon!"

by ManagerSTATE October 10, 2012

Goon

Someone who is totally unpredictable and ridiculous

That dude in the Christmas sweater was a total goon!

by Shibs92 November 6, 2011

Goon Tunes

Rap music that appeals to Goons, the lyrics are laced with profane language, horrible grammar, ghetto slang, and other obscenities. The message of the song is always the same, the singer boasts about how how they overcame their harsh upbringing, their wealth, aggressiveness to others, sexual relations with loose women, and everything else that nobody gives a damn about.

The main audience of these songs are ghetto, aggressive, rude, ignorant African Americans.

As Tyrone burst through the door he shouted, "See a fuck nigga, shoot a fucknigga"! in an atrociously loud voice. He had a firm grip on his groin as he walked to his cliche of goons, but it was not enough to prevent his britches from sagging well below his waste. One could argue that it was due to the overwhelming weight of his "swag", or it could be his ignorance. You choose, but I'm going with the latter.

You might call me a racist, but I am black. And not all music is the same. The corruption of today's African American youth can definitely be connected to the epidemic of Goon Tunes.

Rich Homie Quan - Fuck Nigga,

Figg Panamera, Migos - Pocket Watchin

Popular, recent Goon Tunes

by Glix July 18, 2014

Goon

An abbreviation of “Rangoon.” A crispy dumpling appetizer dish served in American-Chinese and Thai restaurants. Goons are commonly filled with crab meat and served as “Crab Rangoons.”

Let’s order Chinese take-out tonight. Don’t forget the goons!

by Alatt December 16, 2017

Goon

Goon- A person who is good at video games / sweat/ tryahard

Annoying-Look at enemy
Enemy- Shoots Back
Annoying- YOOOOO that kids a Goon/Goonie

by Perc Nowtizki June 9, 2019

Goonbag

Goonbag is not just a noun, it's a lifestyle. A goon bag is a person who has no job, doesn't wear shoes, often covered in sand, doesn't go to class, and of course drinks heaps of goon like its fucking water. A goonbag has no money but still blows it all at the casino usually forcing them to eat chicken and cheeses for all three meals. A goonbag BYO's goon to everything they do and solve all of their problems by drinking

Yo those goonbags are always keen to get gooned

by The Goon Squad October 29, 2012