Pussy Goblin 

A person who's extremely unsettling to look at and gets no female companionship.

They call me the pussy goblin because I get no pussy and I look like a goblin.

Pussy Goblin by OnMyMamaCuh2oh9 March 16, 2021

spoon goblin 

A person who doesnt respond to you when you ask them to get something while they're already up.

Jared: "Hey can you get me some mustard while youre up?"
Dan doesnt say anything.
Jared: "Stop being such a spoon goblin!"

spoon goblin by Roosill March 5, 2009

ass goblin 

One who gobbles ass, but really just a general, whimsical "put down." Also contemporarily mythologized as goblins who inhabit the asses of humans and presumably other creatures.

(popular source generally attributed to "Beavis and Butthead" television show)

That dude's an "ass goblin"

ass goblin by mike...MIKE March 16, 2004

Ass-Goblin 

a girl who is short in stature and bitchy-er than any other thing you have ever experiance, this little creature also likes to say she likes you and lead you on then never meets you

person A: dud did you hook up with that girl yet

person B: nah she's an ass-goblin

Ass-Goblin by Brandidit September 1, 2010

Ass Goblin 

when you go to eat pussy, but go too far down, then you're ass goblin. *rule of thumb(if your on a bed)your chin should not be touching the mattress...)(if you do then you are definately ass goblin)

mans thoughts "hmm her bat cave seems kinda tight, maybe i went down too far...oh man i hope im not ass goblin"

Ass Goblin by chikin skratch December 28, 2005

Ass Goblin 

A very disturbed person who will have an iritable obsetion with goblining peoples ass's. Also known an a 'Bum Bandit'.

"Hey dude can I goblin your ass?"

"No dude."

"Kmon, it's just a litttle goblining."

"Fuck'n, no you stupid Ass Goblin." etc.

Ass Goblin by Wha in the shit of all shit? June 28, 2009

gender goblin 

Someone who identifies as a highly specific version of non-binary and is also highly vocal about it

Xe: ugh I'm not non-binary, I'm a genderqueer post-binary demi-fluid-fem.

They:like, identify however you feel, but you don't have to be such a gender goblin about it.

gender goblin by Jsjbebdixhab October 21, 2019