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Giftfishing

The act of inviting people you don't really care about to a gift-giving event.
I couldn't believe the nerve of Jack and Jean inviting us to their kid's graduation party. We don't even know them. They must have been giftfishing.
by GP5K June 22, 2014
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Giftpiphany

The "ah-ha" moment when the perfect gift for someone comes to you.
I was struggling with a gift idea for my stepson when I had a giftpiphany! A paintball tactical vest for his paintball games with his dad!
by crazytrixie December 14, 2014
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giftel

Giftel is a sweet loving person why can get angry easily she loves to go shopping but she gets into fights and arguments very often she also loves to use the internet she's a really outgoing person
Person:Close your laptop
Giftel:No *Get's angry*
by Ms.??? July 30, 2019
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douchey gifter

1. An asshole who gives you a douche like gift.
2. When a women doesn't wash her vagina for a long enough period of time which accumulates a pungent, tuna like oder and in the event of douching her twat, scrapes off sores from her previous partner then sends the douche as a present to her douchebag boyfriend.
3. Cindy Allen.
1. My ex boyfriend was a big cock rocker but I dumped his ginger loving ass cause he was a douchey gifter.
2. So I hooked up with this chick and she was a real freak. She sucked and fucked and quacked like a duck. One day we got into a fight and she said she would make it up to me. The next day I received a package from her and there was a bloody douche rag that smelled like pungent tuna. Because I loved her and her smell, I used it as a loufa for my face and now I have cold sores. That dumb bitch is a douchey gifter.
3. Cindy Allen has big tits but she is a total douchey gifter.
by Master domer October 27, 2014
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Piss Gifted

The ability to perform amazing feats and or be charismatic only while drunk.
I was always amazed with my musical abilities, in that, I could spontaneously make up humorous lyrics for country songs in real time...especially when I was drunk. Turns out its so formulaic that any moron can do it. DAMN!! I thought I was piss gifted
by GlobalMessenger January 9, 2015
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No gifts

When a side chick/hoe wants something or wants you to make a commitment
Dude, she wanted me to intoduce her to my family. NO GIFTS.
by AlecMadeIt January 22, 2016
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No gifts

When a sidehoe wants to do stuff that will make you guys look official
She said "Tell me meet your parents this Christmas". I told her "HOE NO GIFTS"
by AlecMadeIt January 25, 2016
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