Oraefo gets a girl

an exceptionally anamalous space-time paradox in which humanoid species sontaneously revert into Gary Coleman. Known only to occur on the 23rd of February, this Jewish holiday is celebrated by African pygmies everywhere by admitting themseves into free clinics due to gonorrhea-infected rainsticks

Because Ijeoma did not like Different Strokes, she turned into into Steve Urkel on Oraefo Gets a Girl.

by If_i_Was_Katelynn_Cusanelli July 18, 2009

scrotes my goats

To be surprised in a manner no other word can describe.

R: Dude, that horror movie totally scrotes my goats
J: Oh yeah man that was freakin weird.

by TitanD May 4, 2010

the nail that sticks out gets hammered down

The nail that sticks out gets hammered down is a Japanese saying that means deviation from the norm or not conforming will be punished.

"Sarah dyed her hair another different colour so her mom shaved her head."

"The nail that sticks out gets hammered down."

by penisshakes March 29, 2021

toats m'goats

synonym for fuck my life

Janson: Dude, Bridget fucked me over last night.

Bryan: Isn't that like the 5th chick to fuck you over?

Janson: Yea...toats m'goats

by Goose and Maverick August 20, 2009

toats mc goats

A phrase used by the elderly generation, most likely to mock or make fun of today's younger generation. ""Totes" is a shortened version of "totally" that is often used in text or commenting on social media. "Mc goats" came in as a form of mockery because it rhymes with "totes", and the spelling was changed to "toats" so it looks like goats a well.

My elderly grandfather finally got a cellphone and sent me a text message saying "This is toats mc goats cool."

by Natalieeee013 December 19, 2013

gents

slang term for genitalia; scrotum and/or shaft; balls

trent grabbed me by my gents and i almost passed up

by Donzell April 15, 2006

Angry Gearstick

Whilst driving down the moterway / freeway. Have your girlfriend give you a blowjob. When she is getting comfortable, accelerate into the back of a lorry.

Bonus points for every broken rib she obtains.

England, 01 July 2009 - Angry Gearstick

by Fulou July 3, 2009