gashmutzed

seriously messed up

After she broke up with her boyfriend, Jane found that everything else was pretty well gashmutzed also.

by lightbulb July 1, 2003

Gashtoonkanad

To have a large night(or day for that matter)and end up at the end rather fucked up and in a bad way.See PEAR SHAPED.

"After Oktoberfest I'm gonna be bloody well GASHTOONKANAD!"Phil said to his pals as he looked out the window of the van driving through the swiss alps.Suddenly he added "FUCKN YEEEEAAA!!!!!"

by Philthy Phil October 24, 2006

smash in the gash

Another way of saying sex

Guy: 'Ere Luv, wanna smash in the gash?
Girl: errrrr no.......

by zebradon October 16, 2008

Chow Mein Gash

A hot chinese girl who you either want to sleep with and or go out with .

i got chow mein gash

this means-i'm going out or sleeping with a hot chinese girl.

by Samuel Justin adesanya July 20, 2007

gash masher

1. (n) a man's penis
2. (v) a woman who partakes in the slamming of her vagina against her cohorts vagina.

1. I'm gonna whap that girl in the face with my gash masher.
2. Dude, I was at a party last nite hitting on this chick, and then she told me she was a lesbian. "I was like man, fuck that gash masher!"

by Team JPD March 26, 2003

gashcat

An individual who is fathered by Tom Jones

'Hi friends, my father is Tom Jones, therefore I am a Gashcat'.

by gashcat August 3, 2007

Gash

Meaning Sexy(Fit Fuckable Ect.) Girl

man1: Oi boys come over here!
man2:Why?
man1:Theres bare gash here!
man2:See ya ina sec ;)

by CO2 Mandem February 28, 2009