slap my grandma

Phrase used when experiencing excitement. Can be used in my place of "no kidding."

Well, slap my grandma! My dog's name is Badonkadonk too!

by Lindsay Hamel May 2, 2008

Taking Grandma to Applebees

An inexpensive means of entertaining an elderly woman, requiring only male shamelessness and her healthy libido.

Taking Grandma to Applebees only cost me my dignity and self respect.

by Texpert November 21, 2010

hungry grandma

an old slut or whore, especially those who enjoy giving blow jobs

I fed that hungry grandma 3 ounces of cum!

by cap'n gar September 26, 2003

Saggy Grandma Hanging Tits

The best breasts ever. Droopy round the knees

Oi, bitches on the bus, get ya saggy grandma hanging tits out for the lads

by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

salty grandma

The act of running up to a male and raping him for 2-3 seconds, donkey punching him, then running off in the darkness giggling.

I just gave your ex a Salty Grandma last night.

by AwesoCast November 24, 2007

Ghetto Grandma

A woman under the age of 35 who is a grandma.

Those daytime bitches on the treadmills are all ghetto grandmas. they come to the gym for free childcare while their daughters are in highschool.

by wordwolfe October 26, 2010

Larrys Grandma

1.The easiset bitch in town
2.The easiest bitch in the world
3.The town bicycle (gives everyone a ride)

Man Larry ur grandma was crazy last night

by LArrys Grama lover June 10, 2003