Roommate's Futon Method

Any kind of sexual method, technique or activity that you are involved in, so long as it occurs on your roommate's futon without his/her prior knowledge and results in semipermanent evidence of said activity on said futon. (Whether accidental or not.)

This term is especially viable when used as though it were a safe-sex method.

"My roommate owes me a new futon. He used the Roommate's Futon Method with his girlfriend last night."

by The Masked Jellybean March 12, 2008

futa

a woman with a penis

@robthesnob3000: hey, @athleticfutabell, what does your name mean?
@athleticfutabell: it means my name is bell and im an athletic woman with a penis

by justahoe_ June 21, 2021

Future Bass

Future Bass can include music from any genre that emphasis a hard bass line but actually refers to music that can not be categorized into one specific genre.

Yo, have you heard that new Future Bass track by xxxx? It's like a combo of hip-hop/dubstep with an ill opera like solo!

by DGGZ January 17, 2011

Future Business Leaders of America

Also known as FBLA. It is part of FBLA-PBL, the largest and most well known business oriented career and technical organization in the world. It has spawned several impersonators including both DECA and BPA. However, FBLA is the original and the badest of badass organizations. FBLA has been helping the March of Dimes Foundation for several years and is continuing to save the lives of babies every day. It offers students the ability to gain real world leadership skills while still in school. Conferences consist of several highly competitive events all relating to the business field. It consists of 4 levels within it:

Middle Level- for middle school/junior high

FBLA- High school level (also the largest level)

PBL- collegiate level

Professional Level- level for Business professionals and supporters of FBLA.

Student 1: "Hey man, how do you have such strong connections with people from all over the world?"

Student 2: "It was easy. I just joined the Future Business Leaders of America"

by IllinoisFBLAPres June 30, 2010

Future

The period of time that hasn't happened yet, that will be as different from today as today is from the past.

Person 1: It would be horrible to live 300 years ago. They didn't have cars or computers or medicine or anything, and the life expectancy was 40.

Person 2: 300 years ago, people said it would be horrible to live 600 years ago. 300 years in the future, they'll say it would be horrible to live now.

by 3standarddevs January 13, 2011

futhman

Futhman - An unfunny fat Arab dude on LiveJournal. Internet Personified.

He represents everything wrong with the Internet, he is bloated, unfunny, slow and lots of people think he's real cool.

Oh, but he's not.

Jameth: Futhman posted about how he's a fat Arab again. By the way, I'm really gay and have cats and like penises.

Futhman: SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT AS EPOPULAR AS I AM SHUT UP YOU FAG I WRITE FOR LJDRAMA.ORG AND HAVE OVER 200 LJ FRIENDS YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS

by poop August 31, 2004

Futbol

Soccer in the US
A highly respected sport in all countrys except for the US and Canada
For all you haters its harder then i looks
Go get in the goal and try to stop a ball goin 80mph that is kicked from 12yds away from you and try to block it or try to juke out eleven peolpe so that you can score. I bet that none of you football players can do it. Football should be called pussy ball

Football Player: Lets go play football
Futbol Player: That pussy sport? Lets play futbol
Football Player: That sport is gay
Futbol Player: Well i want to see you score points without being covered from head to toe with pads

by Futbol4Life July 1, 2008