Decoy Food

The food that you buy for the greedy room mate who has a tendency to steal your food and not buy their own.
I was so pissed at her eating all my food that i had to start buying cheap decoy food just for her. Hey, it worked!
by burn_the_comfort_blanket December 28, 2011
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Pussy Food

Nonchalantness
Designer bags
Nail dates
Gangsta music
Hard shit
Rapport building

All these things are pussy food, shit that gets the panties wet
You aint get that bitch a bag or sum, nigga thass pussy food betta get that.

Oh she curvin you, shit, fallback, act nonchalant, thass pussyy food they like that.

You gotta talk to the bitch like u KNOW her already, thass pussy food

Play some lik durk ‘round da bitch, thass pussy food.

Drop the strap around her one time, thass pussy food.

Go get ya nails done wit the bitch, thass pussy food, let her see you take care ya shit.
by Vyrotek April 09, 2022
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food ninja

A person who sneakily steals other people's food when they're not looking.

They move with stealth and secrecy just like actual ninja's.
Nic: Hey, I'm sure I left some cake here a second ago?

Aimee: Henry probably food ninja'd it.

Both: Damn you food ninja!
by Uncle Henery February 08, 2013
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Food Pusher

Someone who is constantly reminding or telling you to eat more food at a dinner party or event where a lot of food exists even when you though so stuffed you can't eat anymore. They may also push leftovers on you even though you tell them no several times.
Suzy is such a food pusher, I told her several times I was full but she just kept telling me to eat more of her lasagna.
by Hawker99 July 05, 2016
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food hard-on

An extreme desire to eat a particular food aroused by its mention or aroma
I can't get tacos out of my mind. I've got a food hard-on.
Food hard-on: To be completely consumed with eating a specific food.
by Roundthebend November 29, 2014
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Food library

The contents of your fridge.
Grab me that beer out the food library
by Gonz989 March 29, 2020
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food motivated

When you are willing to do something, you would not otherwise do, if food is involved. Primarily the food is free.
"I've gotta go to this stupid work thing. I wouldn't go but there's food, so I'm going cause I'm food motivated."
by TheMonger April 25, 2007
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