Florkle

To ejaculated on, and eat a used pad.

"Bro did you see that Dylan florkled? He was covered in jizz and blood all night."

by anonymous March 21, 2025

Flocking

The act if covering a inanimate object in pubic hairs and using your jizz as the glue between the two

Person 1: yo bro, you tryna go flocking on my pinkie pie toy this afternoon?
Person 2: Im calling the cops

by Ifyouseethisspqrykitsme March 22, 2025

floaker

1. A character type in China Mieville’s Embassy Town
2. A potentially original floating oak tree with telekinetic capabilities.

“ who were we? Not many, a gathering of no ones, floakers, dissident Staff, a handful of precious Ambassadors. But our numbers were growing,”
- Embassytown, Chapter 13. Del Rey Ballantine Books c China Mieville 2011

by Archem42 April 12, 2025

Flook

Something or someone who doesn't have the capacity to understand human nature.

Yo, look at that flook over there, is the toaster being burnt again?

by Jiminy The Cricket April 14, 2025

Flocking

The act of covering a inanimate object in your jizz and then covering it with pubes whilst using the jizz as a glue

Man 1: yo dude, you wanna go flocking with out pinky pie toys later?

Man 2: Im calling the cops.

by Ifyouseethisspqrykitsme April 20, 2025

FlockJob

When at least three other people dressed in a bird costume give you a foot job at the same time

Last night my girlfriend 2 of her friends gave me a flockjob last night

by thesnakesneak January 24, 2026

Flonked

verb (past tense)

To get stuck in a tire-width ice well in an alleyway.

"I got my car flonked"
"Can you help me get my car unflonked"

by mmmmmykesmm February 4, 2026