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va te faire cuire le cul

a bit classier than "va te faire foutre" (fuck off) and stronger than "va te faire cuire un oeuf" (bugger off/leave me alone)
et bien puisque ça ne te convient toujours pas va te faire cuire le cul ...
by poppadoom September 7, 2023
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Fair-weather fan

Someone who is a fan of a team only when they are doing well.
I've been a Dallas fan since I was born, but haven’t been actively watching the last 7 years, still a fan none the less. - Fair-weather fan.
by True Sports Fan September 18, 2019
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fair stick

Bob: hey bro you going to the work breakfast function today?
James: nah man I got the turps last night and I'm crook as a dog now.

Bob: haha ahh fair stick bro
by Elvo February 4, 2017
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fair hat

An insult that the recipient, nonetheless, agrees with. Often said by the recipient when a particularly insulting piece of criticism is made, in order to disarm the person who lobbed the insult. In effect, acknowledging that the insult is true, in other words, "you got me."
Person 1: Goddamn, every one of you gym rats seems to forget to use the shower after working out.

Person 2: I mean, fair hat, honestly. I suppose I could be more hygienic.
by RobotGoggles June 17, 2024
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They're playing fair

When females are "being friendly " or open to romantic gestures from men while in a night club.
Guy 1. Hey man why are you leaving? This club is packed with women. Are they playing hard to get?

Guy 2 oh on the contrary my brother, they're playing fair.
by Regina cARD December 19, 2023
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Jizz Fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup jizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Honestly, Gladys, meeting Mr. Right is overrated. I’m ovulating and was thinking of heading to the Jizz Fair again. I’m just ready to get knocked up already.
by sci-isms March 20, 2024
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Waukegan county fair

When you spill beer on your dick and Peter and Chelsey’s dog lick it off
I spilled beer on my dick and Bailey Waukegan county faired me
by Dirk513 July 8, 2023
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