Truckhole Facemask

The sex act involving taking a shit at a truck stop and shoving the hookers face in the toilet while you fuck her from behind

I was so pent up taking 71 all the way to Cleveland, but then some lot lizard let me give them a truckhole Facemask. Immediate relief.

by red9For LEON February 11, 2023

Morgan freeman's voice

When you're hoping for something, but the reality is radically different, Morgan Freeman's voice comes down from heaven to tell it like it is

"I sure hope the kids did their chores."
Morgan Freeman's voice: the kids did not do their chores

by Dehydratedninja March 3, 2023

mr.freeman

A amazing teacher that everyone was scared of but once you got to know his he was so funny. The type of teacher that you could legit just call them by their first name. The type of teacher that you would share food with.

Student: Aye Mr.FryingPan
Mr.Freeman: what. do. you. want.
Student: You wanna go buy me food ??

Mr.Freeman: Does it look like im ur doordash ?!?!

by iris.slay December 3, 2022

Morgan Freeman

the fucking wisest man on earth

morgan: i am morgan freeman
person: u r wise

by THE SCOOTER 6969 April 10, 2023

riley freeman

An adorable gangsta who will be my husband when he’s older

Me: “Riley freeman is so cool!!”
Rando: “Who’s riley?”
Me: “Nigga.. you don’t know who riley is??”
Rando: “No”
Me: Riley is the best character from boondocks

by ariwatts! April 22, 2023

Getting Freemaned

Getting beat to death with a crowbar.

"Barney was Getting Freemaned yesterday."

by Senior Freeman May 11, 2023

Tyler freeman

I got black I got white what you want

hey it’s Tyler freeman

by Michael Watson June 6, 2023