fruit booter

The emo version of a skateboarder - in other words, wants to be like a skateboarder, but just can't stop crying and writing bad poetry about how hard middle class suburban life is, especially when he shows up at the skate park wearing nylon jogging shorts, purple boots with pink buckles, and a mesh singlet.

Look at that fruit booter listening to AFI and playing with his gay fringe that never ends...

by Ifocked Yermama September 22, 2007

Fruit Picker

A homosexual man, usually very flamboyant in appearance and demeanor

I was at this club the other night and a damn fruit picker was tryin to push up on me. I was all like, "What do I look like a fucking Beef Tree???"

by Smash Brown May 13, 2005

Fruit Fly

A woman who leads her gays. A fag hag is a woman who follows her gays. A clear example can be found at www.fruitflylife.com

"I feel awkward using a woman's restroom at this gay bar. Only a fag hag would need the privacy. A fruit fly does not mind pissing in front of horny naked gay men."

by courtney nichols November 5, 2008

Fruit Launcher

It's when you nut in and out of a girls vagina to ,ake it nice and runny, and packs a small-like fruit in her asshole, such as an orange while in doggy-style, and then you finally force another one right in her vagina to make it shoot out.

Devyn: Last night, Troy gave Josh the "FRUIT LAUNCHER" and shot out the window.

Adam: Well they shouldn't have used the cantelope.

by YogurtDick35 April 13, 2009

Fruit Salad

Is when you ejaculate in a girls face and then throw cut up bits of fruit at her.

Fruit Salad

by Frisky Corvette October 31, 2011

fruit salad

A song sung by The Wiggles which is sadly too easy to make fun of, due to the fact that we all can tell that all of them, even the pirate (or the butt pirate), are all gay. The fact that they sing this song basically sounds like they're singing about having a gay orgy, a.k.a. "the fruit salad."

"First step, peel your bananas (Translation: unzip the pants)...the first step, eat up your banana. (Translation: suck the dick)"

by raspberry (lust) muffin July 8, 2005

fruit rollup

n. a sexual position achieved when 3 or more gay men curl into a ball and have oral sex while in a circle.

I found a fruit rollup in the parking lot of a Haddaway concert, and thought i'd partake.

by MC Derf July 25, 2006