When a text message reminds you of something you didn't remember doing; either because you were too wasted, too tired, or you simply weren't there in the first place (see text faux flashback).
*via text message*
Samantha: OMG stud! U kept me up all night last night! I'm sooo tired today!!!
Dave: Who is this?
Samantha: Fuck off Phil
Dave: This isnt Phil, u whore
Samantha: LOL I was totally joking
Dave: I'm sure u were. This would have been the best text flashback of all time... if it wasn't a text faux flashback
Samantha: OMG stud! U kept me up all night last night! I'm sooo tired today!!!
Dave: Who is this?
Samantha: Fuck off Phil
Dave: This isnt Phil, u whore
Samantha: LOL I was totally joking
Dave: I'm sure u were. This would have been the best text flashback of all time... if it wasn't a text faux flashback
by funkthefavorites January 15, 2011
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Adam: Hey, did you hear what happened in the workshop yesterday? Paul and Logan got into a violent screaming match, and it nearly turned into a full-fledged fight!
Austin: Yeah, man, I was there. Total testosterone flashflood. A freshman girl freaked out and started crying it was that intense!
Austin: Yeah, man, I was there. Total testosterone flashflood. A freshman girl freaked out and started crying it was that intense!
by YourNerdyProtagonistGirl January 21, 2012
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by The.Greatest.Ever May 26, 2018
Get the National Flash Somebody Day mug.Guy: Yo my girl wouldn't get off my dick last night. After two hours I had to pull a Southern Oregon Flashflood!
Dude: fucked up your bed didn't you?
Guy: When she got up... GOOSH! all over the place
Dude: fucked up your bed didn't you?
Guy: When she got up... GOOSH! all over the place
by andrezen November 12, 2007
Get the Southern Oregon Flashflood mug.pete: so why did you loan that douchebag $500? he already owes you $2500 for that car he bought from you!
clete: well, he promised if he hit it big at the casino, he'd give me double the money he owes me, so i figured "what the hell?"
pete: it's bad enough you buy this guy's bull shit, but ignoring his past is like giving a flashlight to a blind man. next time, just burn your spare cash.
clete: well, he promised if he hit it big at the casino, he'd give me double the money he owes me, so i figured "what the hell?"
pete: it's bad enough you buy this guy's bull shit, but ignoring his past is like giving a flashlight to a blind man. next time, just burn your spare cash.
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Get the National hydro flask day mug.A group of people who appear from out of nowhere, to perfom predetermined actions, designed to amuse and confuse surrounding people. The group performs these actions for a short amount of time before quickly dispersing. Flash mobs are often organised through email and/or newsgroup postings.
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