Promethium : I'm gonna masturbate for an hour and pass out
Peg : I did that the other day and it was a Sad Fap
Peg : I did that the other day and it was a Sad Fap
by Mysterioal January 23, 2019
Get the Sad Fap mug.A masturbation session that takes place before sex in order to extend the duration of the sex when it actually happens by not giving the sperm a reasonable amount of time to be produced. Usually this occurs when you are fairly sure that you will in fact have sex and often times the partner is unaware that a "tactical fap" has been carried out.
Knowing he will probably have sex with Amanda tonight, Dylan tactical fapped so that he would last longer.
by PatP1993 January 10, 2012
Get the Tactical Fap mug.To fap to one's own ego. Taking narcissistic pleasure in one's abilities, status, etc. In a literal sense, ego-fapping is masturbating while looking at oneself (in a mirror, on video, etc.). Typically it is used in a figurative sense in reference to a politician, academic, religious figure, or some other individual who is prone to taking great pleasure in self-aggrandizement. Attention whores often ego-fap when they manage to attract an audience (which generally sends the audience packing, or serves as further amusement).
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Academics love to ego-fap; they have luncheons by professors, for professors, simply to talk about how great they are.
<Insert politician's name here> is such an ego-fapper; he just loves to hear himself talk.
The only thing worse than an attention whore is an ego-fapping attention whore.
Academics love to ego-fap; they have luncheons by professors, for professors, simply to talk about how great they are.
<Insert politician's name here> is such an ego-fapper; he just loves to hear himself talk.
The only thing worse than an attention whore is an ego-fapping attention whore.
by banzaimonkey January 23, 2006
Get the ego-fap mug.Guy 1: "dude I randomly came across an old Spice Girls video on YouTube last night"
Guy 2: "the one with the hard nipples? Did you do the throwback fap?"
Guy 1: "hell yeah! Had to bro that shit got me through some hard times during 8th grade"
Guy 2: "the one with the hard nipples? Did you do the throwback fap?"
Guy 1: "hell yeah! Had to bro that shit got me through some hard times during 8th grade"
by evilrolly July 31, 2011
Get the Throwback fap mug.Intentionally, hanging out with stupid people to feel smart.
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Performing simple tasks to feel a sense of accomplishment.
Similar to the act of masturbation. Doesn't serve a purpose besides pleasure.
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Performing simple tasks to feel a sense of accomplishment.
Similar to the act of masturbation. Doesn't serve a purpose besides pleasure.
"I heard you were dating that blonde right there."
"That one's kinda dumb; so makes me feel real smart!"
"HAHA! You brain fapping lil bastard!"
"That one's kinda dumb; so makes me feel real smart!"
"HAHA! You brain fapping lil bastard!"
by lyfnNightVision March 23, 2013
Get the Brain Fap mug.Caught my friend lewis having an anime fap over Wendy from Don't starve
Joe had an anime fap over the Arbiter from Halo
Joe had an anime fap over the Arbiter from Halo
by Hot Snow May 16, 2014
Get the anime fap mug.by Sydnerella_Claire May 7, 2011
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