Anyone after their latest marriage that looks at their children and realizes they have half-siblings, a biological sibling, and step siblings, is a blended family.
Victoria had such a hard time with her family photo at show and tell day. She could not get the other children to understand who was who in her blended family.
by Miss Lizzy Blizz September 3, 2009
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We're going to Disney World again, land of sweet, sweet family bonding and fountain of pleasant memories; this time it's gonna be great! Not forced family fun like last time, when grandpa got arrested for groping Cinderella, brother got busted for getting high with a couple of under-age dwarfs, sister lost her virginity on magic mountain and momma got drunk and puked on Tinkerbell during the live parade...
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A netflix original where Frank Murphy constantly threatens to put his dumbass kids through that fuckin wall.
Kevin: Dad I got an F on my reports card. Frank: I swear to fucking god kevin I didn't almost bleed out Korea for you to get an F im gonna put you through that fuckin wall. That's what F is For Family is about
by Frank Fuckin Murphy January 24, 2020
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I haven't done laundry in weeks, so I'm wearing my famine underwear, the boxers I made in home economics in middle school.
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My sentencing is scheduled for tomorrow and I suspect I will wind up having another family reunion as a result.
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