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Fair maiden.

This simply means a beautiful young single lady with a fair or light skin. But since now-a-days that seems to be a racist insinuation the meaning shifted to simply imply a lady with good characteristic and qualities.
Fair Maiden. From an old folk song.."...never fades the glory hark the fair maiden humming the story of love..."
by manongonyong April 11, 2015
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fair-mace

Adjective and intransitive verb: A regular mace is an incident in which 2 people are involved in a theft, and one person steals an item belonging to the second person. However, if the person responsible then proclaims loudly and confidently: "Fair mace!!", then the theft is allowed under a verbal contract and renders dispute, or argument, irrelevant and impossible.
Matt: *walks out with Joel's furniture*
Joel: "Oi you bellend, thats my couch!"
Matt: *Points finger confidently* - "Fair Mace!!!"
Joel: "Aw shucks, you got me! Take it away then."
by mdog65 December 17, 2004
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fairbunnage

An ass that stands out in a crowd.
I saw Joyce out with her friends last night and I could recognise her from behind because she has fair bunnage.
by RobF June 22, 2005
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fair ostrich

someone who tries to play it fair, but basically sticks his head in the sand while doing it.

someone who obliquely references a really nasty deed without nailing it head on, ignoring the obvious
Come on don't play fair ostrich. The guy made an ass of himself and you know it.
by pumpkin.head September 15, 2009
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failed tampon

A tampon that you think you've pushed all the way in so it stays in your vagina but actually you pull the applicator out and its still there.. mocking you.. covered in blood. Ew ew ew ew ew!
That was such a failed tampon. Fucking dud tampon, now I need a new one! What a waste of money...
by That was such a fail tampon. February 1, 2015
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Fairable

The outcome or end result was both Fair and favorable.
The decision to give me a raise was fairable.
by Willbe90 April 24, 2015
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fair bump

“Hey, I finally finished that game I was playing.”

“Fair bump”
by old mate shrimpy June 27, 2021
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