THe Alsacian Eskimo

put a damned icecube on sum1s dick till it turns blue and then suck it like no tommorow. crazy ice cold blue head. possibly the most awesomest sex thing ever. EVER.

i gave your dad the alsacian eskimo last night, he cried like a 2 yr old bitch cuz it was soo good

by cokeheadslut December 28, 2007

eskimoan

The language of the oh-so-amazing eskimos.

Everyone must learn the eskiMOAN!

by Virginia Spyri December 11, 2008

Eskimo brothers

when you and your friend have made out/have had sexual intercourse with the same girl.

"Hey Todd we both made out with Hannah now we are Eskimo brothers!!"

by OGmudbone412 December 7, 2016

Eskimo Burrito

If you don't know what it is, then you don't deserve to know.

Your hanging out with some friends. They ask what tossing the salad is. You say Eskimo Burrito.

by Tig Old Bitties March 13, 2010

Eskimo Brother

An Eskimo Brother is a person who you have a threesome with.

John: So you and Dan are Eskimo Brothers?
George: Hell yeah we are.

by OG White Van November 4, 2016

eskimo juan

The sexayest of all the eskimos. A former faction at a message board called Gamefaqs.

eskimo juan will be remembered by all the users of the ACSB as one of the best and sexayest posters there.

by Bill Nye the science guy December 24, 2004

eskiboy

An Eskimo child that has yet to transcend into a full grown EskiMan.

"See any Eskimos during your Alaska trip?" "Nah, but I did see a couple of Eskiboys so the parents had to have been nearby."

by prince baller February 22, 2015