empty insults

Insults that are directed at a specific person or group that are meant to hurt them, but in fact only make said person or group laugh.

Empty insults really aren't taken seriously, mainly because the people dishing them are small minded fuckwits who are, in the skeem of things, the underbelly of society who deserve to be put in their place.

by PineappleJuice March 1, 2015

Derek and Emily

The perfect couple. Emily is the one who makes Derek who he is. She's the best thing to ever happen to him. She strives him to be better. In spite of all their fights, they will always love each other. When guided apart, they will find their way back to one another. They're perfect for each other. As long as they're together & love each other, everything will work out great. Also Emily is the amazing & beautiful one in the relationship. She's beyond perfect in Dereks eyes. And one day, he's going to marry her.

Derek and Emily will last forever and there isn't a person in this world that can tear them apart.

by DerekLovesEmilyForever November 1, 2013

Emily

The biggest hoe in existence.

Person one: hey you see Emily over there?
Person two: yeah, I heard she got back with chad 4 times this month

by ThiccYoda January 5, 2020

EMPTY THE CLIP

To deliver a verbal assault that leaves it's intended victim emotionally devastated...much like a gunman with a 9mm clip.Often heard amongst a group of aspiring rappers and
sucka' emcees when trying to deliver the knockout insult.
Also practiced by heartless bitches on men from whom they're about to take HALF!

(EXAMPLE 1)INSTIGATOR: "Yo dog...homie said your rhymes flow
like shit in a sewer!Don't let that
go.EMPTY THE CLIP in his ass!

(EXAMPLE 2)HEARTLESS BITCH:"Look,you pencil dicked loser...
I've got five years and one baby
outta this marraige.I'm leaving
while I can still get my swerve
on.Attorneys will be in touch.
Ta ta."

MAN:"Oh."

by L.MARTIN October 1, 2005

emily fletcher

the most PRETTY girl in the world, prefers Griffens over other boy friends, and tend to make bffs with other Emilys. Also is most likely talented in singing, and like the blackhawks and the bears but has friends named riley.

woah, look, its Emily Fletcher!

dude I heard she is dating Griffen, and has a friend named riley!

Baller! mannnnn

by man bffffffffffffffffff November 13, 2013

Emily

Little to no self esteem, a short child that isn't afraid to show when she's mad, will kick for no reason. She isn't the nicest but not the meanest. Terrifying bitch.

"I won't tell on you only because I'm scared of you, Emily," her two friends she kicked said.

by Nashi_DragneelFT February 28, 2018

Emptyhad

A football stadium where Manchester City play and call home, known for not selling out despite all their money and success.

"You can hear the annoyance around the Emptyhad"

Jim Beglin

by Fliven January 15, 2022